There’s some talk about making Fred Thompson the RNC Chair. Here’s what I think:
Best idea ever!
Then whenever we have someone wanting to run for office as a Republican, he’d have to go meet with Fred Thompson. And Fred Thompson would ask him, “Are you a true conservative?”
And the guy would squeak, “Yes.”
And Fred Thompson would say, “Really?” And then he’d stare at the guy with his steely gaze.
And the guy would be like, “Aieeee!” because his face started to melt.
And everyone in the room would be like, “Wow! You killed Hagel!”
And Fred Thompson would snarl, “He killed himself.” And then he’d put his feet up on his desk and relax like nothing had happened — because he’s awesome.
You see, Fred Thompson gaze will melt the face of anyone who isn’t a true conservative. Something to keep in mind if you ever get to meet him in person.
Why Hell… if the Fred! became the RNC Chair, I just might register with a party affiliation again. Republican of course. I’m not a hopeless retard with an IQ of 12.
Will the occasional Libertarian leaning get my face melted, or just burned a little?
That would make me happier than seeing the Obamamessiah cast into the pits of Hell.
That would be A W E S O M E !!!
Hagel’s face melting would be sprinkles on a great big bowl of ice cream.
He does not have the energy. I think its demonstrable his cancer has slowed him. Witness the campaign that never was.
Fred! would need a much stronger title than “chair.” A chair is a piece of furniture. He would have to demand a better title, like “Headmaster of the RNC,” or simply “The Man.” His throne shall be made from the skulls of vanquished liberals, and he shall have at his disposal the power to kill with a simple gesture toward his team, which will be mostly former SEALs and Army Rangers.
That is a fantastic idea. His counterpart would be Howard Dean. Would anybody else love to see that in a celebrity boxing/MMA match?
Celebrity Death Match, Fred! vs. Howard Dean. For that, I’d spring for pay-per-view. And TiVo it. QAnd play it back. Over and over and over again.
That would NEVER get old.
…even though it would last all of 14 seconds.
It’s true that Fred doesn’t have the energy he used to. Now, he can only throw fifteen liberals into the sun at one time. He used to be able to do twenty.
heh… Good Idea, but the RNC would have to hire someone to Taser him every time he fell asleep. 😛
Wow… big ol’ smiles on here…
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Maybe Fred! is lethargic because he hasn’t had anythign worthwhile to do.
Mary Matlin, who worked on Fred Thompson’s campaign said, “Fred said the message will drive this campaign. Sadly there wasn’t a message delivery system in the campaign”. I would agree with her. Fred’s message of Federalism, and conservative values resonated with most of us. The problem was, the other people who don’t follow politics had no clue what he was talking about, or how it affected them.
You can see that Fred is trying to fix the communication issues. He took up writing for Townhall.com (He writes more frequently than he ever did for Redstate.com). He’s come out with several videos on a variety of issues, From support of John McCain to the absolute insanity of the Supreme Court to extend rights (that we citizens don’t even have) to terrorist at Gitmo. Fred Thompson has a commanding presence in video, but was never able to transfer his charisma to interviews and debates (with the exception of the Iowa debate). He’s given several good interviews recently in defense of McCain. He handled those interviews the way we wished he would have for himself.
Fred Thompson’s principals are exactly what the RNC needs. Now let’s see if Fred has the will to do what needs to get done to fix the conservative movement. From what I see, it won’t be easy.
I think he’s alot more frail than you realize.
… I think he was just doing a presidential power fantasy to get Jerri all whipped up into a frenzy….. GeeSus if she was my wife I know I would be working all the fantasy angles……and women love power
FrankJ:
You and I agree! I also think that having Fred Thompson be RNC chair is the best idea ever.
Given his work ethic, the RNC would get nothing done while he was its Chairperson, other than perhaps have its leader appear on the Tonight Show on a quarterly basis.
With Fred at the helm of the opposition it would make it much easier for Obama to nationalize the means of production and create the egalitarian society that we all know is his secret goal.
Before you know it we will all be wearing the same set of clothes and singing The Internationale at baseball games!
Maybe the government will even own the banks. Oh yeah, that already happened.
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
He already has a team, Paleo. Her name is Sally. She’s a Smith & Wesson Model 29.
Marko, if Fred is a little run down lately, well, who can blame him? Have you seen Jeri? Great God, Teh Fred! is one lucky man.
Fred doesn’t sit on a chair. He sits on a throne made out of skulls that were belched out by gigantic monster skulls. And he’s always on fire like that guy on the back of Wish You Were Here, so watch your grip.
reward him for running an inept presidential campaign with chairmanship of the RNC?
well, it worked for Howard Dean . . .
Watch yourself, Cadet, unless you want to become Cadet “Help! Fred Thompson’s throwing me into the sun!” Happy.
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i couldn’t resist
i’m still a little bitter over what a lousy job he did — it would have been nice if he had taken it seriously — i was never a “thompson guy”, but maybe i could have been
So does this mean we might get some real conservatives in Congress? Will he hold the state organization’s collective feet to the fire to get them to hunt up some real conservatives to run for office? Will he slap Huckabee in his florid, bigoted, unconservative, unchristian face?
I’d pay good money to see that.
“Are you a true conservative?” asked Fred Thompson as he ripped Senator Snow’s head off and stuffed it up her ass… No response is expected…
“Ah, Hagel!” “We have a special place for you” said Fred Thompson who then ripped Hagel’s head off and stuffed it up Barney Frank’s ass!
Fred Thompson as RNC chair? That’s an idea for which words like “awesome” aren’t awesome enough. Finally a chair who would wither liberals into a whinning quivering mass of Jello with just one look. OK, OK, liberals are already a whinning, quivering mass of jello, Fred would make them into a melted, flowing mass of quivering Jello.
Let’s hope the Republicans have the testicular mass to do this.
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I had to come back to this post for some good old fashioned head rippin’ an’ stuffin’. Ladies and gentlemen: #25, #26, the one, the only, that famous head-ripper himself, just in from Minneapolusa, Minnesota, home of the giant horned mosquito, wait for it…
USSJIMMYCARTER !!!
And the crowd goes wild! Nuts actually… wildly ripping off the heads of nearby Democrats and stuffing them up other Democrat’s asses.
Woo hoo! Encore! More!
Y’all are so ………anal.
You make me chuckle, tee hee hehehehehe.
Just good schtick, seanmahair. You must admit, it would make hillarious cartoons, kinda like the old Tom and Jerry cartoons.
After Fred Thompson gets done ripping all RINOS heads off and stuffing… The next brilliant move shall be his appointment of Sarah Palin as the next nominee for POTUS with his wife Jerry as the VP selection for the super hottest babalicious extra right wing ticket ever!
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