Reference: GOPUSA
I can’t wait to see if McCain’ll remain the stalwart conservative he’s always been…..
OH MAN!, I just could NOT keep going on that one. Sides were hurting from laughing too hard.
Summary: Dem. Supermajority complete.
Well, at least Gov. Palin is helping out Chambliss in GA. So maybe they won’t get a super-duper majority.
McVain, suffering from terminal stockholm syndrome.
McCain is on the Obama train, baby. Oh yeah.
I never liked McCain and I’m still befuddled how we got him as our candidate. I think the media is gearing up to try to do more harm to Palin and more to boost the Huckster on us. I’m missing the days of strong conservatives. where are you Newt? The Senate and house Republicans are awful with a few exceptions. I would love it if the party actually meant it when they talked fiscal restraint. Why didn’t they fight the bailout? They should have said sorry you took a risk and we will not be your safety net. For some reason Bush jumped on board and helped drive that one. Maybe one day we will get good conservatives who truly want to be public servants instead of the aristocracy they think they belong too.
Would any Arizonan IMAO readers be willing to challenge McCain in the primary? If we all give you some money? I’d say it’s time to get the old coot out of D.C.
Oh, and Cadet, I wouldn’t worry about supporting some RINO to keep the Dems from their super majority. The Dems would probably use the nuclear option anyway.
The Republican Party is fired.
New book out, same old crap. Those in the party wishing reinvest in conservative priniples (including Evangelicals) best look elsewhere.
Beware the Huckerwock, my son!
It’s a disturbing thought to ponder him trying AGAIN in 4 years. He’s been going after the presidency for a long time, and made an asshole out of himself every time – why stop now? He’s spent what, 26 years in the senate doing nothing but being a pain in Republican’s asses, then he wants to be the nominee for president – and who the hell gave it to him? By the time the Primaries came here, I couldn’t vote for Fred Thompson – only f***ing McCain was LEFT so I didn’t vote at all. These early and open primaries giving us every RINO for the last 16 -20 years has GOT to end. I mean there’s really no other option here except an entirely new party – the “Conservative” party maybe.
ER – my apologies; I used the F word and I just saw that this is a PG-13 site, but I can’t edit the comment. Please bleep it for me. Thank you.
Annie,
Look on the bright side. He’s rilly, rilly old.
Not that I wish he’d die. I don’t wish death on people. I’m just saying he’s not young, and has had health issues. He needs to retire and enjoy the Arizona winters.
The Parrot (source unknown)
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said, “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
(This is supposed to be a Thanksgiving joke.)
I’ll join the Conservative Party, if by rule you must own at least one rifle of .30 caliber or larger.
Unfortunately, they already have a supermajority in the senate. Add to everybody with a “D” the following names – Hagel, Snowe, Specter, and McCain and they’re waaaaay over 60 regardless of whether we have Chambliss and Coleman or not.
A guy walks into a bar and announces “RINOS are assholes!” To which a guy at the end of the bar says “I’m offended by your comment”… “So you are a RINO”? “No…I’m an asshole”…
Have a great Thanksgiving, ussjc (and all!). I, for one, am thankful for all the snarky commenters at IMAO. And yes, even the a$$holes. But not the trolls. No, may the trolls eat shoe leather tomorrow. and then die on the toilet.
Here’s the question you need to ask yourself. How many times have they returned Ted “the drowner” Kennedy to the Senate? How about Robert KKK Byrd? Oh and even when he was charged with drug, prostitution and other crimes, the people of DC returned Marion Barry to office.
Will McCain win in Arizona. Sure thing. After all it’s a name they know. Zogby’s poll and the research that spurred it proved it’s the celebrity quotient that’s important today.
“A person is smart. People are dumb panicy animals”. Agent K- Men In Black.
My priniciple concern is that the atty general is someone deeply buried in, and a defender of, some of the worst jackboot tactics of the Clinton Administration. I’m convinced the only reason Janet Reno was kept in place after Waco was that there was SO much dirt on her from that she really had no choice but to play along during all the Clinton scandals. This guy seems to play along voluntarily.
Will a supermajority congress have the guts to say “No” when this administration is abusive like the Clintons were? I doubt we even get hearings.
Is it be you hug? I open my arms for hug can give? Yes!
No. 8 Anne: Gosh! The F word. I went back and looked and I saw (**). When I sounded it out it was like “aaragualhla aaragualla” and I still didn’t know what it was. So what’s to be sorry for? Unless, any word that starts with F is rated? In which case does Fr**k have to chage his name?
I’m thankful for IMAO.
(also health, family, etc.)
May you all have a happy, but un-eventful Thanksgiving Day.
I’m thinking about writing a fiction novel over Thanksgiving holiday. The storyline is something like this.
There is a plot to overthrow a giant, rich, powerful country by evil thugs from a secret society. The plan is to print up money out of thin air. They inject about 7 trillion dollars of fake money into the ecomomy. The plan stalls when they run out of ink but then they discover that by adding food coloring to a lake called Erie (because the story is supposed to be kinda erie) they can use the colored water for ink and they are in business again and now print money faster than Parker Brothers.
The characters in the novel are Joe the sixpack and Joe the welfare bloodsucking leach something for nothing. Joe the sixpack isn’t all that stupid and sensing something is wrong but not quite able to put his finger on it goes out and buys a gun and stocks up on ammo.
Joe the welfare bloodsucking leach something for nothing isn’t quite so sharp but eventually starts to get a perspective when he goes to the store and milk is $47 a gallon and bread is $35 a loaf. Joe the welfare bloodsucking leach something for nothing is upset because he had just voted for a Black God for president who had promised that he could have anything he wanted.
Furious, Joe the welfare bloodsucking leach something for nothing and his friends began rioting in the cities and burning their own and everybody elses houses and businesses. The Black God became very upset and appoints an 81 year old genious named Paul Vulture to solve the problem so together they declare martial law and rewrite the constitution.
In the new country the government owned everything including the peoples labor and thoughts and gave the people what they needed to exist depending on whatever the government thought that should be. Joe the sixpack and Joe the welfare bloodsucking leach something for nothing were very happy because they were now equals and were simply known as…..”The Common Joes”.
I’m an 18 year old Georgia conservative and praying that Chambliss gets the votes…Jim Martin is (as Neil Boortz has eloquently put it) “a lying weasel”…Happy Thanksgiving!!!
And I love IMAO.us. There are still young conservatives out there!!!
After the horrible events in India today, I declare Obama Derangement syndrome season officially OPEN.
“THIS IS ALL OBAMAS FAULT. IF HE WEREN’T SUCH A WEAK, INEXPERIENCED DO NOTHING THIS WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED.” (yes I know, it’s probably not true but what’s sauce for the gooses is sauce for the ganderers.
May God have mercy on the souls of the Obamanators and their sycophants.
The illuminati tore McCain to shreds in this election. In addition to the fact that he’s getting up there in age.. and probably a little worn out, he should have taken this as a great opportunity to retire.
Obama has called India with the following message. I would like to encourage the Indian government to cease their acts of aggression against our Muslim brothers! It is this kind of aggressive behavior that has gotten us to this point over the last 8 years! I, Barack Hussien Obama shall intercede with smooth words and slow movements to bring an end to the shameful acts of the Indian government so that this crisis may come to an end and we can get back to fully inflated tires!
#24 – USSJimmyCarter,
Don’t forget telling India that if they’d only give half their country to the radicals everything would be OK!
Jimmy: Thanks for the Thanksgiving joke. I used it at dinner today and it got a good laugh!
I can’t speak for all people in Arizona but many of us are so T.O.’d about McCain’s Rino-osity (and were already tired of him long before the campaign) that we are getting behind JD Hayworth to take his seat (and use it for good). I have lost track of the number of cops we have lost in the last two years to illegals (not to mention the rapes and drunk drivers). I hope McCain enjoys retirement.
McCain has been running for his senate seat for the past two years…he wasn’t running for president. That was the reason why he chastized (and fired when possible) any Republicans that aimed any criticisms at his opponent – it would make it more difficult to “work with” Obama once he lost the election and resumed his liberal-lovin’ ways.
Jonag! Been curious as to where you’ve been hiding. As for IMAO, how many times do we AZ Ronin have to apologize for McCain. We promise we won’t ever be voting for him again. I’m going to write in JD if he isn’t printed on the ballot.