Obama will no longer refer to Guantanamo inmates as “enemy combatants”.
Guess we’ll need some sort of new, politically correct term for them.
How about:
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* Playful roughhousers
* Persons of misunderstanding
* Gitmo Morphin Power Rangers
* Ticking time bombs
* Immoral aliens
* The Obama Tabernacle Choir
* Shot while escaping
* Haji’s Heroes (starring Barack Obama as Col. Klink)
* The Waterboardettes
* Proof that liberals are spineless pansies who can’t be trusted with our national security
Of course, I’ll just call them what I’ve always called them:
F@#$ing terrorists.
Any other suggestions?
swat kittens.
the 5%’ers.
Goat spouses.
behead-a-tubbies.
virgin-a-philes.
Philistenes.
poppy puppies.
Friends of Obama
The Academy of Motion Pictures
Oakland Raiders
San Francisco City Council
“shot while escaping” sounds good to me.
Scum
Waste of Oxygen
Democrats
* Southwest Asian Youths of Undetermined Religion
* Civilization Challenged
* Underwear Models
and of course
* Camel Husbandry Experts
ACORN employees
Kindling?
* German Shepherd Chew Toys
* Rancid 72 Virgins Bait Company Janitors
* Muslim Repeat Offender Program Trainees
* Bad Music Marketing Test Subjects
* The Guilty Until Proven Innocent Guarantor Enlistees
* Obama Baby Albatrosses
They just have conscience-deficit-disorder.
Jawa Report hypothesized that the name change was to make it easier to prosecute Bush officials for “war crimes” if they ever make the mistake of going to Europe. They may be on to something.
Also, you could call them
Jihadist Morons
Stupid Morons
Moving Targets
Crash Test Dummies
I propose we return them all to their countries of origin. I also propose that the airplane that delivers them, does not land, nor are any given a parachute.
Democrats
Guys Obama hung out with in college.
I say we use them as test targets for this:
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/03/military-laser.html
I’ve provided the link. You figure out a way to mount them on the dinosaurs.
Nancy Pelosi’s kids
cannon fodder
jihad joe
People we have insufficiently cuddled
Agents of hope and change
Fred Thompson’s Dinner
Residents of the freest square mile on the entire island of Cuba
Future lolteritz caption subjects
Skeet.
I think my favorite name for terrorists is “Soon to be dead bastards”.
Non-obama voters
The rat -a-tat pack.
Hey Barack, would “enema combatants” be OK?
Hmmm – how about just adding the word “dead” in between Harvey’s pet name for them?
The only good F@#$ing terrorist is a dead F@#$ing terrorist –
Peace Out
IAAEP: International Association for the Advancement of Exploding People
The Pieces Corps
The League of Incendiary Gentlemen.
I’m shocked no one has said:
* Splodey Dopes
Religion of Peace We Feel Your Pain Guests
Hope & Change Comes to Gitmo Brotherhood
Barry’s Buggering Bro’s
Gitmo Bailout Brotherhood
A Muslim, A Goat, A Friend
The Feces Corps
#11 FTW
*Bush administration animals addition to the endangered species list.
*Soon to be Extinct.
*Dinosaur population census repeaters.
Ballistic test medium.
NAMGLA (hint: the “G” is for goat)
#26: “Barry’s Buggering Bro’s” – hehehehe
* Church of Obama Parishioners
* Future Founding Fathers of Amerikkka
The folks that will kill Barry O last
* Smoldering Remains.
*Future Convenience Store Owners
*Pelosi’s Kids
*Obama’s Staff
*Body count for the fight scene in Chuck Norris’ next movie.
*Bird fetchers for Cheney’s next hunting trip.
*Scope calibration targets in preparation for Sarah Palin’s next hunting trip.
*Camel dung.
*Hollywood movie stars (Film Actor’s Guild).
*ACLU / SPLC lawyers.
The Bobama Splits
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DogCat food.* Rat bait
* Swamp fertilizer
* Model Cubans
Bullet traps
Lead catchers
“Dog” targets
These are my terms.
“The Obama”,Pelosi,Reid, and ilk, just calls them constituents!
I’ll STILL call them dead as soon as I can acquire a sight picture!
NRA Patron Life Member
Dormant(for now) U.S.Marine
How about we make the move to call them “dead enemy combatants.” You’ve gotta admit it has a certain ring to it.
Pieces of Sh*t Corps?
Towel-Head Turds?
Brotherhood of Evil Muslims (bit redundant, I know)
EX-Men
Ground Beef
Hamburger Hall
Abattoir Filler
How about we remake DEATH RACE 2000. and call them idiots 20 points apiece!!!
Pink Mist
the explodingly challenged
friends of Bill Ayers
Obam’s fan club
Members of congress
men with bombs
Dick Cheney snacks
Pieces of Hate?
Hillary’s Interns