It’s been shown that blue food dye helps the spine, so that’s now my answer for why I’ve been injecting myself with it all these years.
New Show Idea: One is KKK, the other is New Black Panthers. Both are stinging from a recent disavowal from former friend Barack Obama.
If the liberals were actually like the father in The Goode Family, I’d have a lot more respect for them.
Obama assures us he won’t euthanize us to save money and that if he does it will be very painless.
Maybe we should just declare Hawaii not a state. How do you remove a state? Obviously, whatever the South tried was incorrect.
If people get outraged by the Obama-Joker posters, at least we have a response ready: “Why so serious?”
The solution to our healthcare problem isn’t to get people further divorced from the actual costs involved.
Actually, I think it would be kinda neat to watch the world burn if I could do it from space.
The comparisons between Obama and the psychotic Joker are silly. The Joker had normal-sized ears.
Today is Obama’s 48th birthday or so he claims. He doesn’t look a day over 47.
“The comparisons between Obama and the psychotic Joker are silly. The Joker had normal-sized ears.”
But those ears make great homeless shelters.
How about the time the KKK and the Black Panthers were on Family Feud? Classic.
Blue dye helps the spine? If we start injecting it into hippies, will they start standing up for America?
The comparisons between Obama and the psychotic Joker are silly. The Joker had normal-sized ears.
plus the Joker had more class.
The Joker’s plans had logic and reasoning. His makeup is better too.
“plus the Joker had more class.”
This Country needs a better class of criminal.
How do you remove a state? Obviously, whatever the South tried was incorrect.
Hmmm, Japan screwed it up too.
I was writing how it was going to be impossibly since we can’t get rid of Palau, much less Hawaii.
Then I had a thought……
It’s a multi-step plan.
First, we need someone in Hawaii to start a blog unaffiliated with evil right wingers (us).
Then, we need this blog to start off praising Obama, Maureen Dowd (does she still write?) and Olberman. Maybe do an “Olberman Watch Watch” or something.
In other words, be all leftish. Lots of p-shops of Sarah Palin in outfits like American Maid from the Tick (heh, that’s a good idea anyway, she could throw her shoe at Bucket Head Obama).
So once they start getting links from Kos and Atrios (hey, he can’t always have open blog), start agitating to give Hawaii back to the folks who were there before we stole it.
Start small, just notice unfairness and stuff. But get more into it incrementally. Make sure you blame Bush and the Military Industrial Complex (or is it just Haliburton these days?) and say how Pearl Harbor is still a target for our enemies.
Talk about fairness. Tell about how Obama wants to put terrorists on the leper island. Talk about all the ridiculous new taxes forced on Obama by Bush’s policies (be vague, it won’t matter).
Get crazier and crazier until they have to listen to you. It worked for Kos and Obama. Right?
Man, we could get the whole left in an uproar over getting rid of Hawaii and then, after we do….
Why were we doing that again?
How to remove a state? Hmmm… Let’s see… Hey! Hawaii is like way away from the real states! It’s like a fake state! So…we could nuke them! It would be a test run before we Nuke The Moon! We nuke the BeJeebers out of Hawaii and then we Super-Saturation Nuke them and the whole thing get’s us ready for the real deal…and we get rid of those pesky islanders and we eliminate any potential for another Obama!
“It’s been shown that blue food dye helps the spine, so that’s now my answer for why I’ve been injecting myself with it all these years.”
Three rules every child should be taught: Don’t eat the brown acid, don’t eat the green M&M’s and don’t inject yourself with blue food dye. FrankJ’s parents…FAIL
“The comparisons between Obama and the psychotic Joker are silly. The Joker had normal-sized ears.”
Not only is that teh funny, but wouldn’t it be cool if Obama showed Joe Biden the pencil trick?
We need to photoshop Obama Joker vs. Aquaman.
Want to get rid of Hawaii? Tell the View ladies that the next show is staged at Diamond Head, that nude beech. Nuff said.
Blue food dye helps the spine? George Carlin would be happy
So when will science prove the Green M&M health benefits?
First, IMAO has a post titled Just Noting The Resemblance( Michelle Obama/Joker )7/24/09, now O-Joker posters are popping up in L.A. area. Coincidence? I think not!
Scientists declared Pluto is no longer a planet. I’m sure with enough grant money, that they could declare Hawaii is no longer a state,but has been downgraded to U.S. Trust Territory.
Jack Nicholson’s Joker: “This town needs an enema!” Coming to Washington D.C. in 2010
I saw this in the paper yesterday:
“L.A. tests kids for gang likeliness
Questionnaire identifies children most at risk” (AP story)
Gang Tendencies
Sample questions fron the Youth Services Eligibility Test
1. I try to scare people to get what I want.
Always? Often? Half the time? Rarely? Never?
2. I take things that are not mine from home, school or elsewhere.
Always? Often? Half the time? Rarely? Never?
3. I sometimes find it exciting to do things that might get me in trouble.
Strongly agree? Agree? Neither agree nor disagree? Disagree? Strongly disagree?
4. It is OK to steal from someone who has money and can replace it.
Strongly agree? Agree? Neither agree nor disagree? Disagree? Strongly disagree?
5. How many of your friends have attacked someone with a weapon (like a knife or a gun)?
All? Most? Half? A few? None?
6. How many of your friends have sold marijuana or other illegal drugs?
All? Most? Half? A few? None?
7. Have you illegally spray painted a wall or a building – “doing graffiti”?
Ever? Yes or no. In the last 6 months? Yes or no.
8. Have you attacked someone with a weapon?
Ever? Yes or no. In the last 6 months? Yes or no.
9. Has anyone in your family died in the last six months?
Yes or no.
This might be a good way to test political candidates as well.
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Reminds me of the LA math proficiency test.
The Obama/Joker poster doesn’t bother me. In fact it’s very helpful, it lets me know a person’s political persuasion so I can call them in to the White House hotline. Later we can confiscate their guns and put them in internment camps.