Friendly Announcement: I have no desire to murder any of you.
Obama’s new internet regulations aren’t as bad as I thought; I can get a plea bargain as long as I turn state’s evidence on my commenters.
I got an e-mail from Obama that said that IMAO isn’t real news and that I’m a “poopyhead”. He does not want this fight!
Time for my daily practice of saying “I must break you” like Ivan Drago.
“Time for my daily practice of saying “I must break you” like Ivan Drago.”
If I were you, I’d be careful which direction I was pointed in when uttering those remarks. Sarahs’ got guns.
What can we do to “change” you mind?
Obama called you a poopyhead? Oh my. Such strong language from a little girl. Can we wash his mouth out with soap. But we must use a dainty soap, nothing too strong.
Frank, what do I need to do to get you into a murder today? We have a “Cash For Murders” program. It is, “the Chicago way”, after all. I have no idea where I’m going with this…
OBama is my guy! He is the greatest President ever and I hope they get rid of the silly and illegal 22nd ammendmend!
Maybe instead of giving Obama a Barbie, we should give him a G.I. Joe so he could get practice at trying to be a man.
Whats so friendly about not wanting to murder us? Are we not worthy or what?? Poopyhead.
When I first started reading this blog, the impression I had (although admittedly not much direct evidence) was that murder would be fairly commonly occurring. Now, not so much. And the frisson of danger in reading the blog is decidedly lessened, down to a mere tingle.
I think you need to forget all your success and remember that the whole idea of this blog was to establish worldwide dominance by lying about a respectable law prof, convincing everyone not to mess with you by planning and plotting to nuke the moon, and dissing ninjas, pirates, and monkeys.
Where is the fear? Where is the malice? Where is the funny?