One advantage of making Palin president is we can’t start blaming everything liberals are currently for on misogyny.
Carpe diem, people! You can’t spend your whole life fearing a mummy’s curse.
Barack Obama doesn’t care about curling people.
People who make fun of curling are sociopaths who should be locked away from normal society.
Q. What’s better than watching curling in HD? A. Nothing in this universe.
I have one thing to say about the German curling team: Nazi bastards!
Liberals react to the Tea Party like the monkeys did to the obelisk in 2001: fearful, angry, and unlikely to ever understand it.
“They stole the election!” “They committed war crimes!” If the right believed stuff like that, they’d do more than whine about it endlessly.
Liberals are in constant fear that Dick Cheney is still out there and has easy access to water.
I predict that one hundred years from now we’ll still be ten years away from environmental doomsday.
The Medieval Warming Period doesn’t disprove man-made global warming because that was caused by all the dragons burning stuff.
Yes, I believe in dragon-made global warming.
I prefer Hessian bastards.
So it turns out Prez. O. and I have something in common.
“People who make fun of curling are sociopaths who should be locked away from normal society.”
Leave the “curfer” movement alone Frank!
Liberals react to the Tea Party like the monkeys did to the obelisk in 2001: fearful, angry, and unlikely to ever understand it.
Maybe if the Tea Party’s had curling event’s liberals would finally get it.
What’s that spot on Biden’s forehead, is he goin’ Hindu on us now?
The Medieval Warming Period doesn’t disprove man-made global warming because that was caused by all the dragons burning stuff
Yea, well that and the Inquisition burnimg all those Protestants, Jews, “witches”, and anyone else deemed bad. Wait, i better stop and not give the liberals any new ideas.
Liberals are in constant fear that Dick Cheney is still out there and has easy access to water.
Fear of waterboarding or bathing?
DGW: Dracogenic Global Warming.
I’m pretty sure that the Inquisition came after the Medieval Warming Period, which as you so correctly pointed out, Krig, was caused mostly by all the dragons burning stuff, or just generally breathing fire as a political statement. It should be noted though, that the Medieval Tea Partiers, those unpatriotic, angry, hateful, racist, nazi, sexist, astroturfing homophobes, were responsible for constantly annoying the dragons and encouraging them to breathe fire indiscriminately, thus raising global temperatures and rendering the entire of the population of the Earth, or at least of Western Europe, exceedingly irritable and cranky which crankiness then resulted in the Inquisition and other really really bad ideas.
See, the Tea Parties are responsible for Dracogenic Global Warming, the Inquisition, and Every Other Bad Thing That Has Ever Happened.
Biden wore ashes because it’s Ash Wednesday and unlike the Fearless Reader, Biden managed to find a church to attend in the DC area.
in honor of which:
In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.
“I would really like to see President Obama and Speaker Pelosi before I die”, whispered the priest.
“I’ll see what I can do, Father”, replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to The President and Congress and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Nancy Pelosi would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Pelosi, “I don’t know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get me re-elected.”
Pelosi agreed that it was a good thing.
When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Obama’s hand in his right hand and Pelosi’s hand in his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face.
Finally President Obama spoke.. “Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?”
The old priest slowly replied, “I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.”
“Amen”, said Obama.
“Amen”, said Pelosi.
The old priest continued, “Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same.”
The whole problem here is that instead of the super awesome Team Fenson that we had curling for the US in the Torino games, we now have a team of 20-somethings. I have no use for people under 30 in general, but now also have no use for a bunch of baby curlers specifically.
Baby curlers! Hah!