Not great start to USA curling, but you know as they say: “Each day the ice is made anew.”
I don’t know if they say that; I made that up.
So if I understood Lost correctly, the people on the island are really just cyborgs programmed with memories of the real people.
I think the first two days of curling was a failure of leadership. President Obama better get his act together.
Curling is like chess, but where each move in chess takes skill and teamwork. So like Wizard’s Chess.
Our enemies are going to stop calling us the “Great Satan” because a “Great” Satan would be much better at curling.
If a robot bites you, you become one
If a puppy bites you, you become one.
If the CEO of a Fortune 500 company bites you, you become one.
“I think the first two days of curling was a failure of leadership. President Obama better get his act together.”
He sent Biden in his new idiot mittens! Duh!
“So if I understood Lost correctly, the people on the island are really just cyborgs programmed with memories of the real people.”
No, actually the entire show was just a dream that JR Ewing had.
I will point out that “curling” is one of the few words used in common among both those engaged in the Winter Olympic sport of that name, and also hair stylists. Also, weight lifters (to a smaller extent).
Has there ever been a hair stylist or weight lifter on a curling team? Because any misunderstanding would lead to funny on the ice!
What’s Lost? I refuse to watch any show that doesn’t have poorly conceived and poorly executed sub-plots.
If the CEO of a Fortune 500 company bites you, you become one.
If you get bit by a fat lazy slob you become one.
I think the first two days of curling was a failure of leadership. President Obama better get his act together.
maybe he should appoint a curling czar.
“Each day, the ice is made anew.”—-Joe the Zamboni Driver
The Church of Curling: Upon this Stone, we will build our Church.
The Church of Curling: Better is one day as Sweeper in the House of Curling than a thousand elsewhere.
If the CEO of a Fortune 500 company bites you, you become one.
Does that mean if a hippie bites you, you become one? That could explain Fred Thompson’s endorsement of the liberal pos juan mccain.
If a Curling Player bites you, you become one. True story.
What happens if a supermodel bites you?
“I think the first two days of curling was a failure of leadership. President Obama better get his act together.”
Time for Barry to hit the showers. “A new broom sweeps clean.” Maybe they need some new curling irons too.
If Barry bites you, do you turn black or red?
So if I understood Lost correctly, the people on the island are really just cyborgs programmed with memories of the real people.
Are thet controled by Skynet?
What happens if a supermodel bites you? Well hwuu, I don’t know ’bout you but, if a supermodel bit me…I’d have a whole lot of explaining to do to Mrs. zzyzx.
@Live Free or Die:
The Church of Curling: Don’t fear the sweeper.
My bumitudiness knows no bounds. Not only did I just learn the rules, but I also learned all kinds of curling trivia to amuse my friends with.
Lost is a fascinating show. For instance we meet a new character in the first season and if you notice his middle name and realize its a 15th century artist and know of a famous art piece then you understand the characters mysterious role. There is a lot of gems like this throughout the show. Noticing what time it is on a clock in the background becomes subtle foreshadowing. etc.
I started sometime around when the third season was airing. (i like to avoid anything with hype until it dies down) But I went back and watched them all in order. It is hands down the most intellectually rewarding TV show in my lifetime. You can watch it as a 2d show of which its ok or you can watch it for all the subtleties in the background and it becomes 3d story telling. Some people get all pretentious about the 2d part there is not anything too out of the ordinary for anyone familiar with sci fi /fantasy staples. But the 3d parts of the historical figures like Lock and Rousseau are very rewarding when woven into the story. All the seasons have a few episodes that are boring and drag on a bit but then like two episodes later you find out about all this subtext that made that boring thing actually quite interesting.
Also the first season or two Kate strips down to her underwear. So there is that. Anyway ill be sad when its gone as there is so nothing on TV that merges adventure and mystery with thinking and a strange subdued form of humour so well.
“If a robot bites you, you become one
If a puppy bites you, you become one.
If the CEO of a Fortune 500 company bites you, you become one.”
If an IMAO blogger bites you, you get a rabies shot and go on with your life.
Ironically enough there’s a film about Satan/Santa being great at curling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwaXTT2JZuw&feature=related
#17 – Adam,
I saw that movie, but I couldn’t remember the name of it.
With all this talk about curling, not being able to remember that silly movie was bugging me.
Thanks for curing my brain-lock.