Everybody seems to be coming up with manifestos these days, except they’re all long and boring and I haven’t read them because they’re long and I presumed they were boring. If we want to really get conservatism going, though, we need a nice short and to the point manifesto that’s memorably and everyone can get behind. So here’s my attempt at it:
THE IMAO MANIFESTO
If you touch my stuff, I’ll kill you.
Well, maybe that’s not so much a manifesto as just a statement — or a threat. Anyway, I think it will work well for conservatives. It kinda distills our attitudes on small government, nanny state regulation, and limited taxation into one, easy to remember sentence. Maybe instead we can call it the “Francis Will Never Lighten Up” Manifesto.
Hmmm, Frank. Does everybody call you “Psycho”?
Really, I think think “Stripes” is the greatest movie of all time; better than The Godfather or Casablanca, even.
Perhaps other manifestos (or statements) from this superior cinematic source could include:
America: we’re a LEAN, MEAN, FIGHTIN’ MACHINE!
America: We’ve been kickin’ ass for 200 years. We’re 10 and 1.
Conservatives: Chicks dig us ’cause we rarely wear underwear, and when we do it’s something unusual.
Just sayin’.
Frank J’s Manifesto…
-Nuke the Moon.
the botnet’s Manifesto…
Use baby whales to club the baby seals. Just like Reagan did.
Aah, how could anyone ever question the simplistic brilliance of the philosophy of Francis Soyer?
Live Free Or Die’s Manifesto: Live Free Or Die
THE IMAO MANIFESTO
If you touch my stuff, I’ll kill you.
simple but brilliant……
DamnCat’s Manifesto:
How much to touch my stuff?
Your name is Francis?
Frank’s gonna have to start adding Reference Links like Harvey does.
That would look better on a fourth party flag than, “Don’t tread on me!”.
Not only a manifesto, but the new motto of this great nation. USA ! USA!
“Take it easy Francis”
Sorry, it was, “Lighten up Francis.”