Before It’s Too Late

A parting shot from Travelwise42, since this won’t be relevant after Sunday’s vote:

By the way, I noticed Kucinich changed his vote after riding on Air Force One. Do you think Obama had a couple SEIU goons whack him in the kidneys with a sock full of oranges for a couple hours, or was it more of a friendly chat along the lines of “Nice family ya got there, Dennis. Be a shame if something happened to them.”?

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  1. The above photo and caption reminds me of this scene from Blazing Saddles….{the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head}
    Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!
    Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He’s not bluffing.
    Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He’s just crazy enough to do it!
    Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I’ll blow this nigger’s head all over this town!
    Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s desp’it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!
    [Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]
    Harriet Johnson: Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?
    Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet! That’s a sure way to get him killed!
    Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He’p me, he’p me! Somebody he’p me! He’p me! He’p me! He’p me!
    Bart: [low voice] Shut up!
    [Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office]
    Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented!
    [looks into the camera]
    Bart: And they are so dumb!

  2. As someone who isn’t being held at gunpoint, I must say you’re mischaracterizing the SEIU as thugs who would use threats of violence to force a congressman to change his vote or to force a commenter to defend them from accusations that in no way resemble the truth in the same way that there aren’t two large men standing beside me with nail-covered planks of wood in hand.

  3. They probably reminised about Kucinich’s latent homosexuality, a misuse of campaign funds and inappropriate touching of one of the nuns who spoke in favor of passing healthcare. Ya think?

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