Random Thoughts

Harper Collins has announced that Sarah Palin will write a new book about forbidden love with sparkling vampires.

Sarah Palin to star in new TV series as a governor by day, international spy by night, and frenzied mom in between.

I won’t trust they’re doctors just because they have white jackets. They need round reflector things on their heads too.

Maybe next photo op Obama should have some of the doctors wear surgical masks so they look extra serious.

It doesn’t seem right that one guy resigning the Supreme Court at the wrong time could basically destroy everything. Thought much of the Supreme Court seem arbitrary, at least it’s not arbitrary in a way that favors one side or the other.

I think the leaked RNC memo is just another reminder not to trust any politicians.

If Republicans win big in November, our attitude towards them should be like parole officers.

If Obama doesn’t get his health care bill passed before the end of March, he turns back into a pumpkin.

13 Comments

  1. White jackets? Are you sure they weren’t straight-jackets? I thought that those doctors were pulled from the asylum and not those on the helping end but the receiving end. If they wore surgical masks then they wouldn’t be more serious, but I would wonder what would happen if they were given toothpicks and shaving cream.

  2. Maybe next photo op Obama should have some of the doctors wear surgical masks so they look extra serious.

    No. That would only scare you. Stupid Americans.

    If Republicans win big in November, our attitude towards them should be like parole officers.

    “So, boys, how’d your little Democrat prison girlfriends treat you?”

    If Obama doesn’t get his health care bill passed before the end of March, he turns back into a pumpkin.

    No. Watermelon.

  3. “international spy by night” – Turns out that Palin has an extensive network of spycams and listening devices placed strategically throughout the world and she really can see Russia from her house.

  4. Toothpicks and shaving cream? With Obama’s history, how about ice cream cones and straws?

    The leaked RNC memo was dumb from a dumb party.. And even it’s dumber that it got leaked. I want to see the DNC memos. But they will need translation. Russian is hard to read.

    Parole officers? How about the mirrored sunglasses guy watching the chain gang.

  5. Sarah Palin to star in new TV series as a governor by day, international spy by night, and frenzied mom in between.

    I really liked “The Scarecrow and Mrs. King.” But who would you get to do the Bruce Boxleitner role?

  6. I’m guessing the only real difference in appearance between the doctors and the patients at many mental institutions is that one is allowed to wear a white lab coat and the other is not. Clearly Obama will hand out white lab coats to anyone.

  7. > If Republicans win big in November, our attitude towards them should be like parole officers.

    Well said. I would go further and suggest that this should always be the correct attitude towards one’s elected leaders.

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