Random Thoughts

I lost my house in the Hawaiian earthquake and now can’t afford pineapples to feed my family.

Obama just knows that if he ever leaves the country we’re not going to let him back in.

I don’t even understand what’s in the health care bill anymore, but I guess no one does. Pelosi says we’ll find out after it’s passed.

First healthcare is considered a right, and eventually dinosaurs with rocket launchers will be a right the government must supply. Will our healthcare be much help when we’re all embroiled in dino wars?

Problem with politics: Everyone is shortsighted. No one says, “But how will this affect things when apes are in charge?”

If the bill is being passed unseen, can the Republicans sneak in and switch it with something else, like national right to carry?

What if my kid doesn’t want to play videogames? What if he want to play sports outside? There’s bugs outside!

God is mentioned in the Consitution. He’s given ownership of the year it was written, giving Him legal ownership of the document.

I think the best idea for government is true liberty for all or me as unquestioned dictator.

21 Comments

  1. “But how will this affect things when apes are in charge?”

    Not to worry, Frank. Our Congress and President (“Apes in the Plaza!”) are taking care of that. We’re being turned into a banana republic for a reason.

  2. The best part of that interview was toward the end when Obama got agitated and was all, “Bret, a lot of these problems are from the PAST. I INHERITED all these problems and addressing those is not the point of this legislation. This isn’t about FIXING things, Bret. Try to keep up.”

    Plus also, I had no idea about that Hawaii earthquake, so now I feel stoopid.

  3. Apparently, there are NO rules anymore. So, when Republicans regain a majority, they can just “deem” that Obama was never elected president, and that Fred Thompson was, and move Barry and his fat wife out of the White House and move Fred in.

  4. The good news, my friends, is that the banana republic will eventually turn into a Mad Max republic. Think of the fun.

    Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves.

  5. We wull find out what’s in it after it passes? Like a gall stone?

    We to sneak in a Natuional Right to Carry. That would much for national healthcare. for the law abiding folks.

    Bugsvoutside. That’s nothing. Here, Frank, just step into the woods behind my house. Bugs, owls, snakes, hawks, and squirrels. Evena stray bear or coyote. Or worse, a democrat. Guess you would need a Right to Carry in my back yard.

  6. If the bill is being passed unseen, can the Republicans sneak in and switch it with something else, like national right to carry?

    Awesome! What else can we sneak in there?

    “We’ve secretly replaced your Unconstitutional bill with Folger’s coffee a Patriot friendly bill…”

  7. In the 2010th Year of Our Lord, Frank J Fleming posted various Random Thoughts. There, now God is given ownership of the year the Random Thoughts are written, giving Him ownership of Frank J’s ‘document’.

  8. Dear Stupid Americans,

    I was all set to show you my real birth certificate, I spent all my prize money on lawyers to hide it but that’s gone.
    Now let me be clear, I was REALLY going to show it to you, really, I swear. Unfortunately, it was lost in the earthquake.
    You can all stop emailing them now because all the computers were lost in the earthquake too.

    Oh well,

    B.O.

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