Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Once again, the Great Landlord has blessed IMAO with a bounty of spam comments!

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Just to be clear, you want abs like professional football players, but not like the abs of professional football players who are unskilled athletes? Well, it doesn’t matter; IMAO will only get you abs like a skilled curling player.

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Don’t stumble my posts, dude! They have enough trouble as it is with the subpar proofreading, so I don’t need people coming in here and tripping them up, bunch thanker!

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Whoa! Slowdownthere! You should slow down. Most spammers hit me with one empty platitude here, but you got like ten of them. And what’s with you spam commenters always claiming there is something wrong with my blog. Why do you claim things are wrong? When I rob banks, I don’t criticize them for those pens chained to the table being out of ink.

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Yeah.

There is no god… atleast that’’s how i feel after reading this

Okay, now that one stings a little.

20 Comments

  1. Here’s some useless, nonsensical spam:

    CONGRESSMAN GRAYSON TO HOST “JOBS BOOT CAMP”
    The Congressman’s event is not another FRUITLESS job fair. The Jobs Boot Camp will enable people to become more competitive in the job market. Mock interviews. Resume critiques. Panel discussions with leaders of some of Central Florida’s top companies. Workshops on body language, dressing for success, and trends in the job market. This is an opportunity for people to get guidance on how to re-tool themselves for a new job in the recovering economy.
    WHAT: Congressman Grayson’s Jobs Boot Camp
    WHEN: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 11 a.m. – 3 p.m.
    WHERE: Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 West Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32808

    So, Grayson actually thinks that the reason people are out of work is because they don’t know how to conduct themselves properly in job interviews? Umm…wow. Exactly which companies are hiring in the “recovering economy” that’s happening in Alan Grayson’s head?

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  3. I wants to thanks of ghgfhkjmn to the Macedonian Great Landlord for the Abs of Curl with which the hhjdfs pears will cease to meet with the readingalong of the Grayson of brain rot. Can me have a fixed template now?

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  7. You prolly didn’t realize that the guy who wrote the second to last email also wrote the screenplay for All Your Base. Insightful as ever, I have to agree with him in that I often become disappointed when I utilize the absence of what I wish for. In fact, I think I’m doing it now.

  8. “But I hate spam!”…ⓒ Copyright 1972, 1992, 2002 by Monty Python Ltd. All rights reserved. Any non-authorized use of the word “Spam” ⓒ without written permission of Monty Python Ltd. is expressly prohibited. Any person or persons violating this copy write will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

  9. Good lord. When spam turns into some mope bitching in the corner of the room, you know they’ve hit a wall. Frank, I think you’re starting to really intrigue this bot. Maybe you’re just a pawn in Spectre’s scheme to develop spam AI.

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  11. Oh sure, so I do the right thing, and come to you and offer to help and what do I get back? “Your comment is awaiting moderation”? If that isn’t a slap and a put down to all Cuban/American’s? You have some jooooooooos on staff somewhere holding me down bro!

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