One Monkey at a Typewriter

MSNBC didn’t listen to my suggestions for an MSNBC slogan and stuck with “Lean Forward”. Here’s one of the ads they have out for it:

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Mary Katharine Ham and Jim Treacher found a preliminary version of the ad:

Heh. It’s funny because Olbermann likes to think he’s smart but he’s really a dimwitted, misogynist thug. Do you know, he blocked me from his seeing his Twitter feed because I once retweeted something Treacher said about him. You’d think he’d be a bit too desperate for viewers to do that.

14 Comments

  1. Off topic, but I’m angry and the judge in question is a monkey at a typewriter.

    I’ve noticed that some conservatives are downright happy at a hack federal judge’s decision on “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”. I learned many moons ago after reading what is still my favorite historical book, This Kind of War, that the United States military should not be molded by the opinions of people outside of the military. We – as in the American people – tried that after the big war. We tried to make the draftee U.S. Army* more like everyday American society. Afterall, we thought they deserved it. That idea failed miserably in Korea. Our soldiers fought bravely there, but among many, there was still a lack of the discipline and brutal toughness that was needed for such a war. Many men were not the hard legionnaires needed and many never would be. I believe that the lack of historical knowledge in the American public is no accident. I think the same is true for this issue. Are we really going to tell our volunteer military what to do for short term political gains? I quite obviously fear that those political gains will be paid for with blood somewhere down the tracks.

    * we left the Marine Corps alone

  2. So he blocked you from his “Twitter Feed”? And just what were you doing accessing someone’s “Twitter Feed” anyway? We all know that Twitter is teh ghey and if you were doing The Twitter…well if A = B and B = C then A = C. In other words, you are teh ghey!

  3. So wait, this guy has singlehandedly run MSNBC ratings into the tank, even lower than say ESPN8 (The Ocho), and they want to run ads featuring him? Am I missing something? I mean, I am no marketing expert, but…

  4. The only viewership that channel has is the bloggers that watch the uberdouche for comic material.

    What do you get when you cross rachel madcow and keef uberdouche? helen thomas.

    What do you get when you cross keef uberdouche with a brain cell? a whiny marxists that knows he just wet himself.

    What do you get when you take the brain cell away from uberdouche? A federal judge.

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