This Pigford stuff sounds suspicious. Also suspicious: Pighyundai.
If they raise taxes on the rich we all get t-shirts that say, “They raised taxes on the rich and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
I’ve hated the rich and wanted them all to suffer ever since Scrooge McDuck refused to let me swim in his money pile.
Buttercup is still pretty bald. Do they sell baby-sized wigs?
Is she a blondie? I was bald till I was 3. My mom said she used to dress me in pink frilly dresses and people still thought I was a boy. What a world we live in, huh? She’ll have beautiful hair someday. 🙂
“They raised taxes on the rich and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
Marko is so going to want that shirt, Frank.
I’ll take five as Christmas presents.
Amazing amount of hits on my Yahoo search for baby toupee, and yes, they do make them. Fortunately no link to the Ron Popeil Baby Poopee Toupee, I think that happens the second your back is turned.
http://www.babytoupee.com/products_thelilkim.htm
All of us at Baby Toupee believe we share a responsibility to help those in need, particularly when it comes to children. For this reason we donate 10% of all proceeds to children’s charities.
Brush her head with rubber cement and let her play with the dog.
Dang DamnCat, just make me ruin another monitor.
Stock tip: Read IMAO, invest in monitors.
Buttercup still looks adorable even with no hair. Don’t buy her a wig, did you see Donald Trump’s wig flapping in the breeze on Jets-Patriots Monday Night Football game? That’s why.
My grandson The Great Samtini was pretty bald at first, but now at about 10 months he’s starting to sprout a nice head of hair. And he’s still cute as hell. But that’s because he looks like my son, not me. Awwww….
Do they still make Chia-hair? Just spread the goop on her head and water it….
Like I said on Twitter; bald is best; at a year or so you get a surprise- curls? Wavy? Straight? New color?
I don’t give a crap about Pigford anymore. I asked Breitbart ALL DAY what the hell Pigford was and he wouldn’t answer me. Ptooey. Penn Jillette and Mike Nelson had the courtesy to at least give me a hollaback. I hate wasting twats.
Anyway Frank here’s your answer (esp now that it’s cold) – there will NEVER be another time of her life when she’ll let you do this to her so enjoy it now: http://roses-and-teacups.com/Bonnets/101_1589EllianaAllWhiteLilySide2.jpg
You could club a baby seal to death, and then use its fur to make a lovely new hat for buttercup. That is the practical approach to the subject.
Pigford, Pigchump, it’s all part of the same vast conspiracy. Who do you think funds MSNBC, how do you think Harry Reid got reelected, and why didn’t Christine O’Donnell turn her opponent into a toad? Maybe someday the truth will come out but you didn’t hear that from me…I’m keepin’ a low profile.
Buttercup will be fine. I was a bald baby. Suddenly had a full head of hair at three, bald by sixteen. See, no problems for buttercup until she is sixteen.
The last time I saw someone as upset about people keeping their own monay as the democrats were was a defeated mugger. Parallel?
@NO_MO_BAMA: Didja see the “The Donald” baby wig? I’m still trying to get my head around that one. So, you’ve got a bald baby. And you want a wig for him. But you want the wig to make him look bald with a bad comb-over?
Jimmy,
Don’t attempt to speak for me. My loyalty to FrnakJ does indeed know bounds.
“If they raise taxes on the rich we all get t-shirts that say, “They raised taxes on the rich and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.””
Yes, the “Raised Taxes On The Rich T-shirt Program” is well underway. It was estimated to cost $40-billion dollars, yet it looks like it may cost $50 – $60-billion when all is said and done. Also, Hispanic groups have lobbied to insure that all “undocumented Americans” receive the shirt that they’re “entitled to” and so the program may skyrocket to an $80 – $90-billion dollar total cost to taxpayers. In response, Senators Kerry and McCain have proposed the Kerry/McCain bill, which will raise taxes on the middle class to pay for the shirts. A recent CNN poll showed that democrat voters overwhelmingly support the raise in taxes, based on President Obama’s claim that raising taxes on the middle class to pay for T-shirts will help turn around the failed housing market.
When I was a little girl here in Manhattan, NY and my mom took me to the barber he would put BEAR FAT on my head. I look pretty pretty so, just sayin….
Marko, it was more of a teasing prediction drawing on Frank’s refusal to renew his famous motto shirt production and you feeling short-changed for so long…
…wait a minute!!…
http://thoseshirts.com/moon.html
Sorry, never mind.
“My loyalty to FrnakJ does indeed know no bounds.” FIFY!
(Me, I’m all paid-up ’till the end of the year.)
Oh, Uncle Bob (SOB), that was brilliant.