You’re about out of time to get the Nuke the Moon shirt.
XL is already sold out, and once the other sizes are gone, that’s it. Gone for good. No more complaining about not having one. And when the moon is nuked, you’ll be struggling to figure out what to wear while everyone who did buy an NTM shirt will be prepared. How stupid you’re going to look. I almost feel pity imagining you, but I guess hatred would describe my feelings better. You people lacking NTM shirts are utterly contemptible.
But for those who did order them, get excited! They’ll ship in not too long. And then, one day soon, the shirt will be at your door and you’ll cry out in pure joy. What a day it will be. You’ll remember it forever.
So make sure to get your Nuke the Moon shirt so you can be happy instead of a sad person I hate. They’re almost gone for good.
When am I getting my shirt? I ordered my XL early on. (Not that I need an XL, It makes me look taller). The moon could get nuked at any time so In want to be prepaired with an origional. Everyone will be wearing knock offs two days afterwards. Can you sign mine? Or better yet send a picture of Buttercup with it.
Yea, so where are the goods wise guy? So like I ponied up my 20 large for my XL, bulging muscles and all…right… and now I am stuck waiting for my stupid Nuke The Moon T-Shirt to arrive. I think this might be like a Bernie Maddoff type thing where Frank get’s all this money for Nuke the Moon T-Shirts which don’t really exist, but he keeps promising them anyway and like he has already collected like a billion dollars and all of a sudden he will change his name to Poindexter Fudwanker and he will move to some small town in Indiana never to be heard from again. Buttercup will grow up as a Billionairhisse or whatever you call her! And we are left holding the bag! Nice
I ordered 2 L, but I wish I had ordered 1 L and 1 XL. Ah well…
I’ve given money and got nothing in return.
I feel like I’m back in the Republican Party now.
When the moon is nuked I’ll simply buy a “Nuke The Moon” shirt from one of the black guys that will be selling them for $8.00 on the street. His version will be fine…as long as I don’t try to wash it.
“But for those who did order them, get excited! They’ll ship in not too long. And then, one day soon, the shirt will be at your door and you’ll cry out in pure joy. What a day it will be. You’ll remember it forever. And you might even have some cake. Real cake this time, not a lie.”
FTFY. Read the post again and imagine it being said by GLaDOS. I think it fits quite well. Frank often reminds me of a vicious AI. :p
(for those of you who aren’t gamers, ignore the above line as the wild rantings of a deranged youngster who’s spent too much time in front of a screen)
Rats, I only ordered one shirt for me.
And now ‘Small’ is the only size left,
what will the Wife and kids have to wear
for our family Christmas picture this year?!
What’s the collectible value of a Nuke The Moon T-shirt (XL) in it’s original, never opened packaging?
Bidding starts at $30.00, as soon as mine arrives in the mail.
Hmmm… we could base our new currency on that, after the old currency collapses.
We could call it the Nukey.
May I suggest “The First Annual Nuke The Moon Convention?” Only NTM T-shirt wearers may attend.
Spirit Lake, Idaho is very nice. We could even invite the Tea Party.
I got my XL before they were all gone – YAY ME!!!
A waited too long haiku:
No shirt for me now!
I cry tears of toplessness.
And not the good kind.
Of toplessness, not tears.
Oh, heck, I’m fat and can’t get one that fits now.
Which isn’t a haiku, unless you read just the first three lines.
#6: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GLaDOS
Haven’t I taught you people how to include reference links yet? Have you learned NOTHING? ARRRRGH!
#9: “The First Annual Nuke The Moon Convention” – Frank, talk to Sarah, this could be fun. I’ll bring cigars.