* Obama filmed a campaign ad in the White House. If they wanted shots of Obama in action, shouldn’t the video have been done on a golf course?
* Chris Wallace apologized for asking Michelle Bachman “Are you a flake?” I’d rather he’d just ask more questions of everyone that gets to the heart of the matter. Like if he gets a sit down with President Obama, ask, “Are you a useless idiot?” If Obama answers no, make sure to have the follow up question ready, “Then why do you fail at everything?”
* Democrats are pushing amnesty as something that will help the economy, because if you have two few jobs and add more people… I have no idea how to end that sentence in any logical manner. The Democrats are claiming that if it passes, the illegals will be able to get better jobs and pay more taxes, but if these better jobs are out there, shouldn’t we be telling the millions of unemployed American citizens about them first? With things like this and Obamacare, at what point do we conclude the Democrats don’t even care about the economy… at least not as much as left-wing pet issues.
* In a 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court decided that violent videogames are a protected form of speech. I guess that makes sense; when I rip someone’s head off in Mortal Kombat, is done seem like I’m expressing an opinion of some sort.
People argue that violent videogames influence violent behavior, but it’s not like playing Angry Birds has made we want to slingshot birds at real pigs. I did beat someone half to death when he nudged me and messed up my shot, but that almost seems like a separate issue.
* The TSA gave extra scrutiny to a cancer-stricken 95-year-old woman and alleged even had her remove her adult diaper. At what point do we become more scared of the TSA than we are of terrorists? The terrorists harm us to a much greater degree than the TSA, but it’s also extremely unlikely we’ll get attacked on a plane flight by them. Being humiliated by the TSA is much much more likely, though.
That’s not to say TSA agents are bad people. Of course, if they do enjoy humiliating grandma, that just means they have enthusiasm for their job.
* Rod Blagojevich was convicted of trying to sell Obama’s senate seat, and the jury said he was “likable” but clearly guilty — which sounds like a general description of some of the better politicians.
Really, though, it seems like to save time, every Chicago politician should end his term by going straight to jail and can later try to prove if he did nothing wrong. Few will.
General Chrissy Mattoon Matthews: “Are you a useless idiot?”
Obama: “Of course not!”
Chrissy: “Then why do you fail at everything?”
Obama: “My oath of office…”
Chrissy: “And if you want to talk about your oath of office, I’m here to tell you face to face, President Obama, that you violated that oath when you stripped this country of its muscles – when you deliberately played upon the fear and fatigue of the people and told them they could remove that fear by the stroke of a pen. And then when this nation rejected you, lost faith in you, and began militantly to oppose you, you violated that oath by not resigning from office and turning the country over to someone who could represent the people of the United States.”
Obama: “Wow.”
Chrissy: “Could you say that word again for me? I felt this shiver, this tingle, when you said it.”
Obama: “Wow.”
Chrissy: “Oh my. Oh my.”
A scene I’d like to see at the TSA check point: “Aw-right lady what’s this suspicious lookin’ brown goo in your diaper? It sure looks allot like shi…..Arrrrrggggghhhh!”
Tell me Marco was that tinkle running up Chrissy’s leg…or down it?
I do wonder what kind of microphone magic was done so Obama did not echo with that bucket on his head during the taping of the ad.
Vote Obama !! Look FOREward !!! He’s par for the course.
No. 1 Marco… most excellant, sir. Bravo !!
Wallace: “Thank you, Mr. President, for providing this interview.”
Obama: “My pleasure.”
Wallace: “Mr. President, are you an idiot?”
Obama: “Why, no, Chris. Why do you ask?”
Wallace: “Well, you look and act like one. And this issue is ‘out there,’ Mr. President. You should know about it.”
Obama: “Look. Let me make this clear. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh .”
Wallace: “Do you need your teleprompter, sir?
Obama: “Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ye ye ye ye ye ye ye YES!!”
(Teleprompter is plugged-in.)
Wallace: “There, Mr. President. You’ll be able to read your answers to my questions now.”
Wallace: “So, I ask again: Are you and idiot, Mr. President?”
Obama: “Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. Of course not!”
Wallace: “Who programmed your teleprompter, Mr. President?”
Obama: “Ah, it says here: M i c h e l e B a c h m a n n – uh uh uh uh – she’s a FLAKE!”
Wallace: “That she is, Mr. President. But a clever one.”
Really, though, it seems like to save time, every
Chicagopolitician should end his term by going straight to jail and can later try to prove if he did nothing wrong. Few will.FIFY
“Chris Wallace apologized for asking Michelle Bachman “Are you a flake?” I’d rather he’d just ask more questions of everyone that gets to the heart of the matter.”
I’d rather he just be fired or resign. Are there really only 7 or 8 people in the world who can be talk show hosts…probably the easiest job in the world? I think you could easily just replace him with someone better after interviewing a few people currently working at K-Mart. I mean, for example, how many more positions are they going to try to create for Katy Couric before they finally realize that people really can’t stand her and they should just get someone else?
I wish that had been my Grandmother! There would have been some nad punchin goin on! I’d be in jail right now waiting for a trial “by a jury of my peers”!!!
Scene two at the TSA checkpoint: While checking the diaper of a 95 year old woman two TSA agents were overheard saying…1-What dat? 2-Dunno! 1-Look like s**t to me. 2-Yeh! look like s**t to me too. 1-Pick up! 2-Uh? 1-PICK UP! 1-Feel like s**t? 2-Yeh! feel like s**t. 1-Smell! 2-Uh? 1-SMELL! 1-Smell like s**t? 2-Yeh! smell like s**t. 1-taste! 2-Uh? 1-TASTE! 1-Taste like s**t? 2-Yeh! taste like s**t. 1-Good thing we don’t find bomb in it. 2-Yeh! good thing. (With apologies to Cheech and Chong)
The Dems have no plans except to pander to whatever bunch of dopes will vote for them. So they tell broke white guys one thing and poor Latinos something else, even if the two things would cancel each other out. Makes perfect sense, in Pandervision.
And yes, beating someone half to death when you finally are about to get that 3-star shot and they mess up your bird is justifiable. Rawk!
General Chrissy Mattoon Matthews: “Mr. President, is it true what they say about you, that you’re a weak sister?”
Obama: “We’ve got this car stuck in the ditch, and the Republicans…”
General Chrissy Matthews: “Answer the question, Mr. President.”
Obama: “And they want to build a moat with alligators…”
General Chrissy Matoon Mathews: “Mr. President, with all due respect, you’re babbling.”
Obama: “And doctors want to amputate granny’s arm before pushing her off a cliff.”
General Chrissy Mattoon Mathews: “You’re not a weak sister, Mr. President. You’re a criminally weak sister.”
“We have reviewed the circumstances involving this screening and determined that our officers acted professionally, according to proper procedure.”
I like that: TSA writes the procedures and then points to them as justification for strip-searching grandma. This is known as the Nuremberg Defense, and people who used it were hanged. (Not that I’m suggesting anything. Oh no, certainly not.)
IT HAS BEGUN!!!
Your soul, is mine!
ALL YOUR DIAPERS ARE BELONG TO US!
We should hold an all fliers diapers day. All Americans shall wear diapers and shall take a nice healthy Obama right before the TSA checkpoint! Preferably a nice juicy one, but anyone will do!!! Some urine will finish off the job. Hey, check this out!