I expect Bill Maher’s career to come to an abrupt end when he one day runs into the Billy Goats Gruff.
Chris Wallace to individual crisp from Raisin Bran: “Are you a flake?”
If the Supreme Court had come down against violent videogames, they would have been siding with the Nazis. And the zombies.
What’s with the 7-2 SCOTUS decision on videogames? I thought all decisions were supposed to be 5-4 or unanimous.
It’s legal to be a hitman as long as you only accept contracts on unborn babies.
Enjoyed BBC’s Luther. A cop who doesn’t play by the rules with a friend who also didn’t play by the rules leading to too much rules not being played by.
Is that what happened to the Limey?
I enjoy driving past the Planned Parenthood clinic in Gettysburg and remembering that we’ve killed more human beings that way than we killed in all the Civil War. And if we haven’t yet, we will eventually.
Still, one must admire liberals and Republicans. Abortion is proof that the liberals can come up with a peaceful solution to everything and it’s proof that the Republicans know when to fight their battles: never.
Random thought: Michelle Bachmann forgot which town John Wayne was from, or some meaningless crap like that. SHE’S THE DUMBEST THING SINCE HITLER!
Random thought: If Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin asked the Greek Oracle for advice, the Oracle would tell them THEY’RE THE DUMBEST THING SINCE HITLER1!!
Chris Wallace to Arizona’s 6th congressional district representative: “Are you a Flake?”
D’ya ‘spose that Christie Wallace is trying to beat Katie Couric to the punch?
@Marko: How many times do I need to tell you? We all know that John Wayne was born in the 57th state.
Frank J.’s random thoughts are better than most people’s carefully thought-out thoughts. #5 is a gem. Sad to say.
Former Rep. Anthony Wiener has inserted himself into the process of selecting his successor. It is expected that there will be stiff competition but someone will come out a HEAD. Oral arguments are currently underway in an undisclosed location. His successor will be presumed to be endowed with a great many attributes… BWAAAAAAAAAAA!
Random thought; I love nuking the moon
Yup, flake. Here’s some highlights from her resume:
– First name has only one “L”
– Worked on a kibbutz after graduation from high school
– Graduated Winona State University 1978
– Received J.D. from Oral Roberts University 1986
– Received LL.M. (master of law) degree in tax law from the William & Mary School of Law 1998
– Served as tax litigation attorney for IRS 1988 to 1993
– Left IRS to become a full-time mother
– Along with husband Marcus, provided foster care for 23 children (in addition to their own 5 children)
– Started political career in pro-life movement
– Along with husband, owns a Christian counselling center in addition to a stake in a family farm
– Elected as first female to Congress from Minnesota
– Among other legislation, she introduced The Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act
– Bachman cited the Easy Bake oven as a prime reason for the Light Bulb Act
– Wants to drill in ANWR, the continental shelf and anywhere else a derrick can be raised
– Introduced legislation to repeal the Dodd-Frank financial reform bill
– Wanted to repeal Barney Frank instead
– Has been a natural beauty since baby-hood
Now, if that’s the definition of flake. I want to be a flake.
Wanna know what liberals are criticizing her for? They claim a thin legislative resume. BWAHAHAHA!
Chris’s resume is a bit thinner:
– Son of Mike Wallace
– Parents divorced when Chris was 1 year old
– Chris raised by stepfather — not reunited with pop until age 14.
– Received BA from Harvard
– Worked for Boston Globe, NBC, ABC and Fox News
– Has interviewed people
– Suffers from aulophobia (an irrational fear of flutes)
– Won 3 Emmy’s and a Peabody Award
– Attempted to describe Scud impact location in Tel Aviv during first Gulf War (very, very flakey). Was fortunately cut off by Ted Koppel
– Father of 4 children from previous marriage
Barack Obama resume:
* Hope is more than a dream.
The fact that bill maher has a career is more proof of the stupidity of marxists.
Bachmann misspeaks about an insignifancant issue, major faux paus! Front page news! gnash gnash! osama hangs out with bombers and racists, no coverage everything is nirvana.
Does SCOTUS know what a video game is? Do you suppose they are secret gamers?
From the, she may be a flake dept: She may be a flake BUT…She never drowned anyone, T. Kennedy…she’s not a crook, R. Nixon…she never texted her junk, A Weiner…she’s not a homo, B. Frank…she never tried to sell a senate seat, R. Blagojevich…doesn’t think there are 57 states, B. Obama…she knows this coming election IS a big f**kin’ deal, J.Biden.
If SCOTUS had backed the video game ban, they also would have sided with burning barrels and jumping monkeys.
At least Bachman knows who John Wayne is, and says his name with respect Good move mentioning The Duke. the mere mention of his name sends pansy liberals into hiding quaking in fear.
Liberals target unborn babies and the elderly with abortion and Obamacare because those two groups are too weak to hit back.
“Such laws do not enforce parental authority over children’s speech and religion; they impose governmental authority, subject only to a parental veto.” In your face, government zombies!
“It’s legal to be a hitman as long as you only accept contracts on unborn babies.”
Yep, liberals believe that innocent unborn babies should be brutally murdered, but brutal murderers must not be…Hey wait, I think I just figured out why.
Oh, but they’re not “babies,” SOB. They’re “fetuses.” And since we renamed what they are to something non-human with no right to life, it’s okay to kill them. Not only that, it’s okay to let them die outside the womb with no medical intervention.
But it’s not okay to kill protected sea lions eating all the salmon! No, for that, you go to jail.
In a way, it’s similar to Liberals redefining the meaning of marriage to include homosexuals. As long as we agree on the redefinition, it’s okay.
Carlin was right: “…the PEOPLE are f*cked.”
If we legally abort human BABIES using the current methods, why can’t we execute condemned criminals in the same manner: fry them in a strong saline solution, slice them up with random sword thrusts until completely dismembered, or put them into a giant blender.
the weirdest part about the Supreme Court decision is that Thomas and Breyer were on the same side. That with all the flooding has to a sign of the apocalypse right.
Rep. Bachman refers to John Wayne (famous actor and patriot) being born in Iowa in a speech and some talking head whose name I don’t care enough about to remember asked if she meant John Wayne Gacy (infamous mass murderer and evil clown).
Bachman mentions John Wayne because his name invokes something good about America.
Did the lib-tard pundit mention John Wayne Gacy because that’s how he sees America? or Bachman?