The Weird, Creepy Cover Up

It’s kind of an odd situation Weiner’s found himself in when people saw him tweet a crotch shot, and now he’s continued to handle it about as oddly as possible. So, first he said he was hacked, and now he won’t deny it’s a picture of him. Do hackers do that? Do they take pictures of your crotch while you’re unaware? I don’t know; it’s been a while since I saw the 1995 film Hackers, but I don’t remember that from it. It was PG-13, so probably not.

Anyway, as they say, it’s not the weird, creepy behavior, it’s the weird, creepy cover up. When Weiner makes himself look like such an obvious liar, people wonder why they should trust him on anything — and the obvious answer is they shouldn’t. Some wonder if behavior like this will hurt a Democrat since they never really care about morality anyway, but that’s not true. Democrats are always going on trying to guilt people into pointlessly spending billions saying we don’t care about the poor or the needy, but the truth is left-wing politicians don’t care about them either. They only act like they care about humanity as an abstraction, but all they really care about is power and pushing people around. That’s why they’re sociopathic weirdo creeps like Weiner, and that’s useful thing for the public to be reminded of.

So if we’re getting rid of the weirdo creeps in Congress, that mean we’re getting rid of the most of the people there. So let’s get started.

Heh. His name is “Weiner”.

20 Comments

  1. “…and now he’s continued to handle it about as oddly as possible.”

    Democrats ALWAYS handle it badly when confronted with their ridiculous scandals, because they never expect to have to answer for them…and, thanks to the left-wing press running cover for them, they usually don’t have to.

  2. As soon as he used the term, “It’s time to just move on,” I figured he was as guilty as sin. As far as I’m concerned anyone who votes for spending of billions of taxpayer dollars on a regular basis as well as increasing the debt limit by billions more and then says he’s concerned about the cost of an FBI investigation (a few thousand dollars at most) is a flat out liar, period, end of story.

  3. Wiener! Thanks mom and dad! I wonder how many times he got the snot beat out of him in High School! I’ll bet he took a few shots to the Wiener too! Can’t you hear the lines? Your a Wiener licker! Wiener is a Dick. Wiener is a Prick! You can’t make em’ up fast enough to keep up!!!

  4. “I’m not a crook”

    “I did not have sex with that woman.”

    “It’s time to move on.”

    Am I the only one to get the irony of Tony Weiner discussung wieners on the Rachael Madcow Show?

  5. You do realize that the person who performed the wedding of Weiner and his bride was non other than Bill “Cigar” Clinton. If that thought wasn’t so sacrilegious it would be hysterical. There are just so many bad super highways to travel that one can almost not decide which one to choose.

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