Obama inherited his problems from Bush, and being a good steward, he’s preserved his inheritance for future generations.
I didn’t feel the earthquake because it happened while I jumped in the air.
Earthquake felt in NYC and DC. If you felt tremors in NJ, that was just because Chris Christie tripped.
I remember Science! predicting there’d be earthquakes.
If there’s a bomb threat at the NYT headquarters, don’t worry; that’s Krugman trying to help them out financially.
Actually, Krugman would make a great Bond villain. “I’m just trying to help the world’s finances… one mushroom cloud at a time!”
Giving the Nobel Prize in Economics to Paul Krugman is starting to seem like the equivalent of giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Arafat.
Now it makes sense that Krugman sent something labeled “My economic plan” to Obama and it was the first season of The Walking Dead.
So NYT editorial staff: Guy in love with Chinese dictatorship, economist who doesn’t understand the broken window fallacy, and… Dowd.
Is it unfair to wish for an earthquake several points higher while Irene slams into D.C. at the same time?
Would that be like “guilding the lily?”
Yes, Science! has now achieved the predictive capability of a zoo monkey.
You truly are an idiot. I’d be a better person if I hadn’t read these ‘thoughts’.
Things begin to make sense when you realize that economists like Krugman are giving our chuckle-headed president economic advice. Thinks Obama, “If I smash 100 million windows, our unemployment problem will be solved!”
I’ve been away on a long motorcycle tour, but all was not forgotten. The Nuke the Moon T-shirt made appearances all over the Northeast. Also, I paid homage to Silent Cal at his humble birthplace in Plymouth, VT. On the other hand, I was haunted by the spectres of the IMF and World Bank as I passed through Bretton Woods later the same day.
Doesn’t David “Crease in his pants” Brooks also contribute the “conservative” perspective to the NYT editorial page? The original Dream Team, no?
“Giving the Nobel Prize in Economics to Paul Krugman is starting to seem like the equivalent of giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Arafat.”
It would seem that the same people who gave Jethro Tull a Grammy for the best “heavy metal” album and put Madonna and Run DMC in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame also decide who gets a Nobel prize.
The NYT treason goes way back to when they covered up (and won a Pulitzer) the Ukrainian famine for
Stalin. they never changed their stripes.
Man oh man are we in trouble. Biden was wandering through the vice – president’s mansion and found Dick Cheney’s Death Earthquake machine and started pressing buttons to see what they would do.
Obviously Mark Twain had the NYT in mind when he made the following observation………”If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.”
Chris Christie…that was a fat joke!!! Does that mean that Prego is fair game? I’m thinkin’ she’s going to be HUGE pretty soon and I’m just gonna have to start with the fat jokes. So far my superior will power has kept me in check…but it’s slipping fast…ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
I’m a little concerned at how excited ussjimmy is to make pregnant woman fat jokes. Dude, you do what you want but if you make me cry I’m telling the Cat and she’s’ coming for you!
So, the Cat is now a transgender? Part way maybe.
All cats are girls. Think about it: have you ever seen a cat penis? Nope. You can’t disprove the theory.
Yup, I have, Carolyn, dearie – on a real-dude-of-a-giant male cat with testicles the size of walnuts (golf balls? quarters? hail stones?…)
Just sayin’. (Although, maybe I shouldn’t have.)
I have a boy cat, Winston! He has a monster unit! Although I made him a Democrat when he was 8 months old…we had the Vet take his nads off… Anyway, he has to sling his penis over his shoulder every morning to walk down the hall. I taught him that trick from experience!!! He seems very proud too!!! Good boy Winston…
As for the kitty that posts here, I am quite sure that you are correct and a vagina is the norm!
Prego – Don’t use the “I’m going to cry” if you want to play with the big boys! You are going to be all female emotional X a million anyway so we aren’t buyin’! So you are going to have to “man up” and bring the funny!
Happy to say that I am 100% tomcat.
You are correct, Caroline, we don’t to go around showing off our well-packed packages as it scares the children and causes dogs to wet themselves.
…they all smell like tuna…I’m just sayin’
Know what Helen Keller said when she walked by the fish market? Afternoon DamnCat…
I’m pregnant! I can cry all I want. Like when people call me Caroline. Cat, don’t make me get the water hose.
Oh…uhh..I meant someone else…yeah, someone named Caroline who said the same thing you did. That’s right, that’s what I meant. No need to bring the hose into this – no need for that at all.