* I put up my interview with Michael Medved in which I argue that Obama is a demigod with angry callers. Don’t miss it.

* Some cracks are starting to appear in Romney’s perfect veneer. Ends up as a teenager, he tried a cigarette and tasted beer. Dude was crazy. What he didn’t do as a teenager, though, was create a giant new government health care program with unconstitutional mandates. No teenager is that irresponsible.

* Michael Moore likened the UC Davis pepper spraying incident to Tiananmen Square and vowed to eat a whole roast pig in solidarity. It is pretty similar as in Tiananmen Square students were protesting for democracy and were threatened with tanks. At UC Davis, students were protesting — whatever it is OWS is about — and were threatened with an eye irritant.

In defense of the police at UC Davis, though, peaceful protesters are a lot easier to hit accurately with that stuff.

* Frank Rich tried to link JFK’s assassin — a guy who defected to the Soviet Union — to the right wing. Maybe the easiest thing for the left to do is declare violence to always be a right wing act so anyone who is ever violent is by definition right wing. Then we can call Bill Ayers Obama’s right wing friend.

* I have a solution for the super committee’s failure: We take all the Congressmen who don’t want to cut spending, seal them in metal boxes, and throw those boxes in the ocean. Actually, I don’t know if that solves anything; it just seems like a really good idea.

* Michelle Obama was booed at a NASCAR race. No update yet on her proud of America status.

* Some Democrat pollsters are saying that Obama should step aside and let Hillary run for president. Few Democrats want to come out and say what they know in their hearts: Obama just isn’t very good at being president. Would Hillary be a better president? We can’t say for certain, but she is someone other than Obama so there’s at least a 90% chance she would be.

* Wisdom of the Day: “Whenever I address Frank at home now, he won’t answer unless I call him ‘Bestselling Author Frank J. Fleming, sir.’ So it’s quiet.” –SarahK

* Well, my book has done really well. It’s still number one for political humor which hopefully I can hold for a while. Also, it’s got 29 reviews so far, all five star. And as an extra bonus, I’ve finally learned to be entertaining on the radio thanks to the help of Michael Medved. Instead of trying to be me but funny — which just doesn’t work — I just be someone ridiculous (such as someone who think Obama is a demigod) and argue that seriously. Anyway, hopefully I can get audio from my Medved appearance to put up (I was on for most of his second hour) or one of my other radio appearance (completely forgot to mention I was on the 55 KRC Morning Show in Cincinnati this morning; hopefully some people caught that).

Also, Scott Ott (bless you, Scrappleface) reviewed my book. He also has a book out which is now $0.99 for a Kindle download. I wouldn’t mind it also getting ahead of Bill Maher in the political humor charts as long as it stayed behind mine.

* The supercommittee was a complete failure at coming up with an agreement on spending cuts. Anyone surprised by that? No hands?

And what were they trying to accomplish anyway? $1.2 trillion in cuts in ten years? Hasn’t the deficit been increasing by more than that per year? Even if the supercommittee was a rousing success, we’re still only letting up on the gas a little on that car heading towards the spending cliff. At some point, we have to think of bailing from that car. Try to roll when you hit the ground.

Stephen Hawking says human survival depends on space exploration. Which got me thinking: Know what’s not deeply in debt? Mars. We can go live there.

* Nancy Pelosi says she’s going to do for child care what she did for health care. What’s it with liberals and threatening children.

“There’s only so many slots for government child care Timmy; I guess you’ll have to make your case to the death panel. We call it the ‘Happy Clown Panel’, but let’s be frank about what it is. So make a good case for yourself.”

* Business leaders could face jail time in Europe for claiming that water cures dehydration. I guess Science! hasn’t concluded that in a double blind study, so, you know, jail if you say it. And really, maybe this whole “all life needs water to live” urban legend was just cooked up by Aquafina.

Or maybe Europe is just too dumb to live. Hey, you can lead the EU to water, but you can’t make them conclude it’s necessary to drink after a multi-year study.

* The other day, Michael Moore wrote this on Twitter:

“What would you like to see Occupy Wall Street accomplish? Tweet your ideas!”

So here are some of my ideas:

– Self-awareness.
– A drum sphere.
– Replace electronic voting with twinkles/down twinkles.
– Fry and eat a chupacabra.
– Make 60s hippies look reasonable in comparison.
– Develop an exit strategy.
– Tar and feather the fattest member of the 1%.
– Learn to ask this question before starting a movement.

* Wisdom of the Day: “If OWS’ fabled ‘revolution’ ever comes, we have guns and they have bongos. I like our odds.” –Jon G.

* It’s more bad lipreading, this time with Ron Paul. Listen to him sound the sanest he’s ever been:

* New New York Post column! This one is on the absolute worst example of the wealthiest 1%: Uncle Sam.

If you want a good example of income inequality, compare him to your average billionaire.

* They finally broke up the Occupy Wall Street Obamaville in Zuccotti Park. They can still stay, but no more setting up tents and camping. So now they’ll have to live like regular homeless people instead of the fanciest 1% of homeless.

* Someone took at shot at the White House. Ends up he’s a crazy person, which makes sense as you’d have to be pretty crazy to think shooting the president helps things. If someone shot the president, wouldn’t that be the absolute worst thing ever to conservatives? I mean, I guess it would be pretty bad to Obama too, but it would be horrible for conservatives. As long as the guy had once visited FOXNews.com on his computer, they’d paint him as a right-winger and then the media would all be like, “See! Republicans couldn’t stand a black president being so awesome!” And, feeling so bad about Obama, we wouldn’t be in the mood to strike back. It would be awful. So don’t shoot the president!

* Obama told a bunch of CEOs that they’re “lazy”. Isn’t it awful how we’re always disappointing Obama? Unemployment would be 4% and the economy skyrocketing if we were all just better Americans who worked as hard as him. Maybe it’s unfair to keep him as president just so he can keep being disappointed in us.

* “Let’s have a seance this afternoon and ask al-Awlaki if he would’ve preferred waterboarding. I’m pretty sure I know the answer.” –Dennis Miller

* BTW, I still want you to buy my book. Have you bought it? Have you read it? Have you written a great review of it at Amazon or Barnes & Noble? If not, do so now! It is your duty, ronin! I’ve gotten close, but I still haven’t beaten Bill Maher’s book to become the number one political humor book on Amazon. I guess then I could set my sites on beating Kelly from the Office’s book and being the number one humor book, but, come on, she’s Kelly from the Office; that would just be insanely ambitious.