If you get your Avengers from Ikea, you have to assemble them yourself.
The huge rise in cost for college is mainly all the extra contraception.
Is Jen Rubin an actual person?
If college kids are really going bankrupt buying contraception, can’t the government just add a ho-bag addendum to college loans?
11 years later and I’m still paying off those condoms.
“Hey, Bob, is that your daughter on CSPAN testifying that’s she sleeping around so much she’s going bankrupt from contraception costs?”
Maybe our society needs a little bit more shame.
Do you have a Zans for cans? You should.
Can’t we just nominate like a CGI Ronald Reagan? We have the technology.
Ooh! And we can give him a Lincoln hat!
I don’t think Buttercup will be able to look up at me as her father unless I find every Riddler trophy in Batman Arkham City,
Talk about a random thought, Andrew Breitbart passed away today. Pretty devastating news.
That sounds like a good idea, Frank. If we all just do our part and socially ostracize people for their immoral lifestyle choices like they did in previous generations, maybe we can get back that level of shame as a country. I pledge to do my part by looking askance at people, making snide comments (both behind their backs and to their faces), and letting children know when their parents are bad people.
And also, punching hippies in their dumb monkey faces. That’s always a winning proposition.
A CGI Reagan with the top hat of Lincoln, the burning eyes of William Sherman, the facial hair and glasses of Theodore Roosevelt, the torso of Chesty Puller, the intellectualism of William F. Buckley, the slow, almost lazy Southern drawl of Fred Thompson, the speech-writing ability of, well, Ronald Reagan, and, just for good measure, the leaping ability of Michael Jordan.
It’s morning in America again.
Oh, the shame, father. The shame. Outsmarted by a penguin.
Start B-cup on Lego Batman. Don’t want her to get all dark and gritty until she’s four.
I read that Zans passage to my daughter earlier this evening. Actually, I made her read it to me now that she is five years old. My plan is for her to meet third grade performance levels before time to start first grade. Then maybe my wife will agree to go the home schooling route.
I say we give CGI Reagan a chainsaw for a left hand for the BearApocalypse. He will need the right for shaking hands and vetoing things.
(spell check is of no help whatsoever in spelling BearApocalypse.)
One Fish, Two Fish… is my favorite story to read to my son. You can do a different silly voice on every page!
“Maybe our society needs a little bit more shame.”
Exactly. Receiving Welfare SHOULD be shameful. Asking others to pay for your wants and desires SHOULD be shameful. Flaunting immoral lifestyles SHOULD be shameful.
First step: Tort reform – some people need to be told off, others need to be punched in their monkey faces…especially when they do things that involve kids. When people stopped punching hippies in their monkey faces for fear of lawsuits the country/world got crazy.
“The huge rise in cost for college is mainly all the extra contraception.”
Whoever thought up the idea for democrats to be spokespeople for birth control is a genius. If only the parents of Sheila Jackson Lee, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and so many other libs had used birth control more often the world would be a better place.
If college students can successfully demand that we pay for their sexual activity, which is NOT a mandatory college activity required to pass classes or receive a diploma (that is, if you’re getting a real education) what next? Government provided beer? Frat dues? Drugs? Doesn’t anyone see that this is just a bunch of children throwing a tantrum because their parents didn’t buy them something they wanted? Someone HAS to be the adult here.
I was just arguing with one of my liberal friends over this and when I suggested that I’d be paying for the sexual activities of his daughter he got very mad. Apparently these things are ok to talk about in principle, but when I suggested that I’ll be paying for his daughter to get nailed by loser bass players in college bands and frat boys consequence-free and at her convenience any time, he got mad….WHY???
Funny. You’d think that with sex ed starting as early as kindergarten now, somewhere along the line kids would learn that sex comes with responsibility. You’d also think that women who scream, “MY BODY, MY CHOICE!” would also agree when told, “Yeah, it’s your body, your choice, so you foot the bill.”
“no means no!……in theory”
“The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous.”
― G.K. Chesterton
Beautiful and dangerous like a CGI Reagan with LEFTHANDED CHAINSAW ACTION.
First reaction to Sandra Fluke: What a slut.
Second reaction: What’s her phone number?
Third reaction: Imagine Bill Clinton were still president. “President calls student insulted by Limbaugh to commiserate and invite her to a White House sleep over party”