Random Thoughts

AOL is going to stop sending Rush Limbaugh CDs and one month free offers?

So Rush Limbaugh has been on the air for like three decades and he finally slipped up and said something controversial.

The important thing when Rush says something controversial is that we as a nation band together to get through this.

Nothing Rush has ever said is as offensive as the fact that he publicly disagrees with the left before a large audience.

Obama has to be upset that all this controversy about contraception is distracting from what a great job he’s doing with the economy.

Obama: “Israel, I want assure you that it’s politically untenable for me to not support you.”

I snuck up and licked a honey badger, but it didn’t taste anything like honey. It tasted like clawing.

Are sex-selection abortions part of the “War on Women”? Because that’s why we’re missing about a hundred million of them.

14 Comments

  1. I figured it out, if you accuse an actual [bad word] of being a [bad word], you’re a [bad word]
    but if you accuse any non communist female of being a [bad word] or a [bad word] or a [bad word],
    it’s perfectly ok because she’s not any of the things you called her. Ms Fl^&k is also a [bad word]
    for the whole communist party so Rush should have called her a useful [bad word] idiot too.
    Maybe if she spent less time getting [bad word] and more time “studying law” she would actually
    have a [bad word] JOB at 30 instead of whining about not getting [bad word] enough for free and
    pushing Obama’s [bad word] propaganda. Maybe she’s trying get her first [bad word] JOB as the
    new [bad word] birth control czar.

  2. The evil Rush Limbaugh was mean and nasty. Wonkette placing Sarah Palin’s child up for adoption on Ebay wasn’t. David Letterman’s comments on the Palin children was okay. Movies about assasinatoing President bush is dandy. Keith Olberman has never…. Forget it. This is so outragous it is beyond parody.

  3. Storm, It’s impossible to parody the Left. Everything the do is draped in mockery. They are taking all the fun out of making them look like they are Wacko Loons by actually being Wacko Loons.

  4. I’m really torn. I am glad sandra “theslut” fluke uses birth control, because she is so ugly, reproduction would be detrimental to our society. On the the other hand, paying for her birth control seems pointless in that she is so ugly, even a toothless hillbilly would pass, hillbillies have standards you know.

    A picture of sandra “theslut” fluke is all the birth control I need.

    “I snuck up and licked a honey badger, but it didn’t taste anything like honey. It tasted like clawing.”

    Thats because you had it fur side up.

    I am going through withdrawal. Your occupant hasn’t given a speech in hours.

  5. “Are sex-selection abortions part of the “War on Women”? Because that’s why we’re missing about a hundred million of them.”

    Now that thought right there is worthy to be carved in granite!
    Bravo Frank!

  6. PS: Hey, Ed the Pastor!
    I thought of a sermon topic for you.
    “The Gospel According to the Pharisees.”
    I was reading the Gospel of John today.
    Usually, of course, I study the things Jesus said and did, but today I started to notice the things other characters said about Jesus.
    Some people loved him, even though they didn’t understand everything he said and did, others wanted to make him king, and then there were the ‘smart people’ (Pharisees) who argued with him repeatedly but could never win a debate with him, so they decided to kill him.
    They didn’t agree with him, they were envious of him, but even they admitted that he was doing miracles and they didn’t know how to deal with him.
    Taken together, they form a strong (back-handed) testimony to Jesus.

    “So the chief priest and the Pharisees gathered the council, and said, “What are we to do? For this man performs many signs. If we let him go on thus, every one will believe in him, and the Romans will come and destroy both our place and our nation.”
    – John 11: 47-48.

    Just throwing it out there.
    (If it leads to a book deal, you could throw me a atta’boy on the acknowledgement page. That’d be cool.)

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