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  1. maybe we can get Obama to fund the space program again by promising that if another habitable planet is found, we’ll move there and take all our bourgeois capitalism with us.

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

  2. blarg says: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

    No worries, blarg, the Death Panels (oops, I mean “cost effectiveness review panels”), assisted by their euthanasia (oops, I mean “end-of-life transition”) specialists, paid for with 100% Constitutionally-permissible punitive taxes, will take care of that for you.

    Meanwhile, how about some free contraceptive care? Enjoy your last moments in a frenzy of consequence-free rutting behavior! We owe it to you.

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