So the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare comes Thursday, so it’s kinds of pointless to talk about anything political until that meteor hits. Still, I need to blog about something or Harvey will yell at me. I guess we can plan on gloating if Obamacare is overturned. I was just going to be really obnoxious online, but then I was thinking that maybe some of the left will be so depressed they’ll turn off their computers and curl up in bed and weep quietly. So we’re going to have to find where those liberals live, knock on their doors, and then gloat to their faces about how they destroyed their Democrat majority over a bill that got struck down as unconstitutional. I’m also working on my gloating dance. I want it to be really obnoxious-looking and annoying. I’ll probably have some robot moves in it.
Man, if Obamacare gets struck down, it will be like Christmas. But better than Christmas. It’s like a Christmas where a little boy squeals with glee at getting the exact toy he wanted. But you hate that little boy so much because he’s a super annoying obnoxious goober, and now you get to smash that toy in front of him while he cries and sobs and you laugh and laugh and laugh.
We’ll have to make it a national holiday. Make the Left Weep Day or something.
Yeah, that day the MSNBC ratings will shoot through the roof as conservatives take joy in the wailing and gnashing of teeth. Possibly there will even be rending of garments.
I’m calling for a video of Frank’s gloating dance! You can make it palatable by including Buttercup in it.
Worse, the gloating boy (me) got exactly what he asked for while all you got was socks.
For me, the Supreme Court decision would be like getting a Robot Commando! Robot Commando shoots missiles from its head. Once the other kid started crying, I’d pelt him with missiles.
“NO ENEMY CAN STOP HIM!”
Combine moves from Lady GaGa, add a touch of Michael Jackson crotch grabbing, then roll it into any boy-band routine. All the while make a face like Ed Shultz on a full bore rant.
When SCOTUS shoots down CommunistCare will we see the smiling, shimmering ghosts of Jefferson, Eisenhower and Reagan? And will Eisenhower be played by Sebastian Shaw or Hayden Christensen?
We can make Thursday VJ Day. Victory for Justice.
thursday is also the day that the holder contempt vote is scheduled. get holder and obamacare on the same day. THAT would be a good day.
I can envision the following scenario: Obamacare is completely struck down by a 5 to 4 decision. The 5 will say that the only part of the bill that wasn’t unconstitutional was the title of the bill, so that can stand. Special Ed and Madcow will start whooping and dancing (with each other … ugh! what a visual) and claim victory because it wasn’t totally struck down.
I hope I don’t shoot my eye out.
Personally I’d rather watch Keith over at Last Chance TV. He rants even better than Mr. Ed the liberal horses ass. He’s got organ music and a genuine wadded up piece of paper to go along with his rants. Or at least he used to.
Hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but since when has the court or congress or the idiot in the white house cared what the constitution says. This is all going to come down to who stroked robert’s and kennedy’s ego the most. (parish the thought of one them ugly justices stroking something else). But after roberts showed he was against America yesterday, anything could happen.
That said if they do it right, I will mimic Frank’s gloating dance. As long as it looks similar to Monty Pythons fish dance and involves hippie punching instead of fish.
What ever happened to AZ’s counter claim against the federal government for not enforcing its immigration laws?
Ah yes, Sweet Thursday!!….John Steinbeck, just sayin’.