Obama went to a luncheon with Latino’s, but before he showed up he had the Secret Service confiscate all their knives and forks. So Obama’s message to Latino’s is, “I love you all and want to make sure there are even more of you who are citizens and can vote for Democrats, JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!”
So that’s where they went. I’ve been using spoons all weekend. I must be on a watch list.
¡Pendejo!
Maybe the Secret Service only needed the flatware for games with their hookers. Benefit of the doubt, ya know…
I was going to comment, but the Secret Service confiscated it.
As every Democrat knows, if you have a room full of Latinos and knives (or forks), a forking knife fight is sure to break out.
Q: How did Obama get 455 holes in his forehead?
A: Learning to use a fork.
(He has a fear now.)
Q: Why did Obama’s motorcade come to a screeching halt?
A: There was a fork in the road.
Why did he do this? Denial! He knew that if someone stuck a fork in him they’d see he was done.
Q: Are Latinos really dangerous with eating utensils?
A: No, but if they throw them, their aim is low.
he was ascared of the Mexican Judo:
“Judo know if I gotta knife. Judo know if I gotta gun. Judo know if I gonna stick a fork in ya’!”
Apparently Obama never saw the movie “Robin Hood: Prince of Theves”, or he wouldn’t have stoped with the forks and knives: “I’ll cut your heart oit with a spoon”
“The good news is that I have violated the constitution so that more undocumented Latinos can stay in this country, the bad news is… well, let me take your butter knives and forks away before I tell you the bad news.”