So who is the highest paid actress right now? Kristen Stewart — the most gloomy, unpleasant leading woman I have ever seen. If a director ever said, “I really need someone for this role who will instantly cause the audience to want to hit her in the face with a hammer,” then Kristen Stewart would be perfectly cast for that. It’s like as a nation we’ve now given up on joy and happiness. Well, this won’t last forever. America will be a proud and joyful nation again. And vampire will die when they go out in the sun instead of sparkle. This I vow to my children.
Eh, maybe I’m being a little harsh to Kristen Stewart, but I know I have one more Twilight film SarahK is going to drag me to and that is unforgivable.
I didn’t even know who she was until you made me click on that link. Now I’m stuck with knowing.
Have a lovely day.
Never heard of her either until you made me click on that link. Also, what the heck is this “Twilight” film you speak of? Good day Sir!
Luckily, I’ve never seen any of those twilight movies, nor is my wife interested in them. I didn’t know who Kristen Stewart was, until I looked her up also, and yeah I’ve seen her. She played Snow White in that horrible adaptation of the story that my wife dragged me to last weekend. How can Snow White not be all cheerful and smiley and stuff. I thought she like, sang to birds, and all the dwarves liked her. This Snow White did in fact make me want to punch her in the face. I had to contain myself from yelling at the screen “Stop being so emo and cut yourself already!!!!”.
I was actually rooting for the wicked witch, or whatever she is called. Consequently, she was the only interesting character and also the only good actor/actress in the entire film. Even the dwarves sucked. They weren’t sleepy and dopey and all of that. They were filthy, and annoying, and stupid. And the Huntsman? Basically, if Chris Hemsworth isn’t running around saying goofy stuff wearing a cape and wielding Mjolnir, then he has no business on film.
According to Hollywood:
Best actress: Kristen Stewart
Best president: Barack Hussein Obama
Smartest man on the planet (aside from Obama): Al Gore
Best documentary filmmaker: Michael Moore
Funniest comedian: Bill Maher
…umm, yup.
Here’s the thing, Frank. You’re old now. That’s why you think that about Kristin Whatsername. You will never recognize the names in Us Weekly again. Get some Geritol and get used to it.
(I think you struck a nerve with Keln. “Stop being so emo and cut yourself already!!!!” is the funniest thing I’ve read today. i’m gonna work that phrase into some conversations as soon as I can stand to be around anyone under the age of 30)
this is a movie, yes?
When I take a nap on the couch, one or more of my dogs will curl up next to me and go to sleep.
Sometimes our cat Lucky will snuggle in with the dogs and go to sleep too.
These small, peaceful moments give me hope.
I figure that if these simple creatures can trust me enough to fall asleep next to (or on top of) me, I can’t be all bad.
And if dogs and cats can learn to get along, maybe werewolves and sparkly vampires can too?
G.K. Chesterton said the good things in the world are like treasures washed up on the beach after a shipwreck and must be preserved and protected because they are rare.
The reason she’s a miserable looking b|tch is because of all you raaaaaaacists hating the chosen one because he’s
AfricanAmericanblackhalf black. The huge money she makes are her reparations! I’m sure she does the good liberal thing and donates .001% of it to some worthy cause.But I feel kinda bad for her being typecast as emo. Is it even worth $34.5m to live through that gloomy hell in every single movie you are in? Probably. Is that what all the other emus are hoping? To get paid for it?