How to Improve Your Country With Ex-Presidents

W was saying how great it is not to be president anymore and how nice it is being away from the public eye. He also mentioned tangentially the irritation of “former presidents bloviating, opining, telling people how it ought to be done.”

*cough*Carter*cough*Clinton*cough*

It’s true, those 2 really need to shut up more.

On the other hand, it occurred to me that America sure has a lot of ex-presidents who are still alive. Four at the moment.

I notice that suckier countries tend to have fewer.

Russia – 1 (and he’s now Prime Minister)

Cuba – 1

North Korea – 0

Consider freedom a game where the goal is to vote as many guys out of office as possible before they die.

Please help America run up her score in November.

6 Comments

  1. George W. Bush just turned down an inviation to speak at the GOP Convention next month. Following the lead of his father and President Reagan he’s sticking to memoirs and charitable works and eschewing politics. Too bad Democrats lack such class.

  2. I think it’s been said here before, but the reason old Democrat politicians never fade away is because they don’t have anything else in their lives that matters to them, so if they leave politics, they cease to exist. Maybe they need a transition program to help them cope with retirement – something like Get A Life 101.

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