[via Very Demotivational]

Full disclosure: I’d actually disassemble this and make 100 smaller bacon-burgers with it. But I swear by Grabthar’s Hammer, I would eventually finish the whole thing.
UPDATE: I knew I’d seen this before. It was from a Burger King in Tokyo:
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1050 pieces of bacon.
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That doesn’t look very halal, I don’t believe that the Muslim Brotherhood would approve.
“I would eventually finish the whole thing.”
Never give up – never surrender!
This looks like something that would attack Tokyo after a nuclear mishap near the Asakusa district (where they sell the remarkably life-like plastic and wax food recreations).
Does it include the iPhone?
Slapout, is that so someone can call 9-1-1when you have a heart attack?
I am hoping thae death panel writes me a perscription for one of those when they see my cholesterol numbers.
Sweet mother of bacon…. Where can i find that sammich, minus the tomato.
I want gorge myself on several of these whilst sitting in a hot tub filled with the bacon grease.
A little wasabi on that and it will be good to go.