Double shot of Nuking Politics [High Praise!]
If National Politics Were Played Like a Baseball Game
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Perfect. But you were too
programmatically correctnice with him, Keln.You’ve been judged!
(Judge and be judged lest ye fall into the “Judge not, lest ye be judged” idiot trap.)
Well Jimmy, I did say at the end of it that in the real world, I would have tossed him out on his ear (making for a soft landing…huge ears joke) for not having a resume.
But, honestly, I was just working up to the Monty Python reference. Shameless, I know, but that is how I roll.
If it pleases you, I have redefined SCOAMF for the cussin’ impaired, and lambasted (I think that means basting a lamb) Romney for not pointing out Obama’s SCOAMFness. Because if I were the one running for president, I’d be making Obama a laughing stock. But then I don’t wanna be president, so I’d make a pretty bad candidate now that I think about it. A debate would go down like this:
Obama: Folks, let me be clear, I will make the rich people shed blood for you, because they are rich, which makes them racist and evil.
Me as Romney: *takes two drinks for the ‘folks’ and ‘let me be clear’ drinking game* Hahahaha! *sniff sniff* You smell like failure, Obama! *whips out a wad of Benjamins* This smells like success. I am success, and Obama is a stuttering catastrophe of miserable failure. Hahahahaha.
And then I would put on my top hat and monocle and walk off stage. I dunno if that would get me elected, but it would get the point across.