Obama’s Redecorating the White House. He needs something of substance on his resume besides “Winner: Nobel Prize for Effort” and “Presidency was second only to Jimmy Carter’s.”
Obama’s redecorating the White House…in line with his other accomplishments, it’ll cost $1.5 trillion and we won’t notice any improvement, but think of all the imaginary green jobs it will create or save!
…to cover up the vomit and urine stains that were unavoidable side effects of “beer summits.”
…because the “White” House is just plain racist.
…in the style of Columbian architecture in order to make his Secret Service agents feel more at home. (My apologies to Agent Shamon, who had nothing to do with that debacle and who I personally know to be a man of great moral fiber.)
…so that the Oval Office’s window faces Mecca.
…just to confuse Biden. He needn’t have bothered.
…to cover up the stains of dog-blood that permeate the kitchen.
So now is a good time to be in the Bronze Che Guevara Bust business. Obama is spending other peoples’ money and there’s that empty spot where Churchill used to be.
Obama’s redecorating the White House. Those D.C. elementary school kids were good at digging Michelle’s garden, so he’s seeing if they’re ready to take on paint and wallpaper.
Obama’s redecorating the White House. He got a great deal on paint at Wal-Mart, where the only thing falling faster than prices there is his chance of getting re-elected.
with the corpse of the US economy.
with the spoils taken from his war on prosperity.
Obama’s Redecorating the White House. He’ll have to check with the Secretary of State about where the couch went to.
beginning by replacing the bust of Churchill with the bust of Americas greatest hero, Barack Obama.
Obama’s redecorating the White House because he’s got to replace all the drapes Michelle used for dresses.
Obama’s Redecorating the White House. He needs something of substance on his resume besides “Winner: Nobel Prize for Effort” and “Presidency was second only to Jimmy Carter’s.”
do you realize the cost to taxpayers for that much external red paing?
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do you realize the cost to taxpayers for that much external red paint
…he’s taking out a wall to make room for the future “Tomb of Barry” display.
…he believes its time it evolved from stately to FAAAAAAABULOUS!
Obama’s Redecorating the White House. He’s hoping historians will remember him for his great taste in drapery instead of his presidential competency.
….with lots of festive barricades and cheerful barbed wire and fanciful “We’re Not Leaving” signs…
… well, actually, he’s not redecorating it himself, someone’s doing that for him, and it’s oh so very “Commie Sheikh Chic”.
…and some are questioning his choice of wallpaper.
He’s renaming the Lincoln Bedroom to Michelle’s Bedroom.
Preparing for Romney moving in, he’s removing the $ from all keyboards.
. . . with statues depicting Michelle as the Venus de Milo, himself as Michelangelo’s David, and Joe Biden as Rodin’s “Thinker”.
in red, redder and reddest.
Obama’s redecorating the White House, don’t ask me why, his lease expires in January and it’s not being renewed.
Obama’s redecorating the White House…in line with his other accomplishments, it’ll cost $1.5 trillion and we won’t notice any improvement, but think of all the imaginary green jobs it will create or save!
Obama’s redecorating the White House ’cause all icky American stuff really, really creeps him out!
…to cover up the vomit and urine stains that were unavoidable side effects of “beer summits.”
…because the “White” House is just plain racist.
…in the style of Columbian architecture in order to make his Secret Service agents feel more at home. (My apologies to Agent Shamon, who had nothing to do with that debacle and who I personally know to be a man of great moral fiber.)
…so that the Oval Office’s window faces Mecca.
…just to confuse Biden. He needn’t have bothered.
…to cover up the stains of dog-blood that permeate the kitchen.
…because there just weren’t enough mirrors.
….and when Obama got around to the kitchen he asked Rudd Weatherwax’s grandson to be the designer but he was turned down.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudd_Weatherwax
So now is a good time to be in the Bronze Che Guevara Bust business. Obama is spending other peoples’ money and there’s that empty spot where Churchill used to be.
…and you’ll be stunned when you see how some shag carpeting and black velvet paintings can liven up a place.
Obama’s redecorating the White House. Those D.C. elementary school kids were good at digging Michelle’s garden, so he’s seeing if they’re ready to take on paint and wallpaper.
…and he still doesn’t know where in the hell to put that anonymously donated Joe Paterno statue.
Obama’s redecorating the White House. He got a great deal on paint at Wal-Mart, where the only thing falling faster than prices there is his chance of getting re-elected.
…and the stock for Greek columns has skyrocketed.
…they claim it’s nothing too elaborate, but rumors have it Danny Boyle was hired to direct the unveiling.
…it’s all part of the stimulus. See… shovel ready jobs!
Michelle’s shoe closet will be returned to previous configurations and once again be referred to as the West Wing.
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…which explains his pressing need to raise taxes on the rich.
…and if certain documents of a particularly rapid and enraged nature just happen to disappear in the process, so much the better.
…but is ignoring the advice of those “strict constructionists” who bitterly cling to load-bearing walls.
…and in an unprecedented effort to balance expenditures with income, he’s going to fine every American without homeowner’s insurance to pay for it.
There are all these worthless gifts from allies where pictures of him ought to be…
Good news for taxpayers: he’s hiring the laborers out of the parking lot at Home Depot and paying them in Green Cards.
… and first he’s getting rid of the Churchill bust and putting up Chairman Mao ornaments on the tree. Pfffft – like THAT would ever happen.
He’s bringing back the bust of Churchill. Ward Churchill, that is.
He’s having all the support beams in the Right Wing removed to prop up the ceiling of the Left.
… He wants a complete recreation of the Palace of Versailles. Michele is expanding the Bakery to feed cake to the unwashed masses.
because if he’s good at anything, it’s wasting a $h!tl0d of money on things that don’t need done.
… because Valerie Jarrett finally caved and gave him permission.
… they had to do something with all the dog hides after his dinners.
… because repairs have to be done or he loses his deposit in January.
… they’re turning the Lincoln bedroom into a ‘SpongeBob’ themed playroom for Biden.
Obama’s redecorating the White House… the same way he redecorated the deficit, the auto industry, health care and unemployment.
Obama’s redecorating the White House…but it wont make the smell of flop sweat go away.
Obama’s redecorating the White House…he is changing out the windows for doors.
Reference link:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/hey-bam-door-article-1.391153