President Obama said that if he could have any superpower, it would be to “be able to speak any language.”
Bet he’d settle for being able to make Joe Biden shut up in English.
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That was such a staged question. And answer. Speak any language? Great. Then you can get a job as a real good translator at the UN, and live in a walk-up efficiency in New Jersey. Real Americans want to fly. Either that, or to kill with a single thought.
It must have been his teleprompter’s fault. You know, when the teleprompter doesn’t police itself to make sure big zero isn’t zomby’ing correctly, we can only blame the teleprompter for any goofs or gaffes because our fearless leader is the smartest president ever. Bad teleprompter. No electrical surge desert for you.
That was such a staged question. And answer. Speak any language? Great. Then you can get a job as a real good translator at the UN, and live in a walk-up efficiency in New Jersey. Real Americans want to fly. Either that, or to kill with a single thought.
I’d settle for Obama being able to speak the truth.
It must have been his teleprompter’s fault. You know, when the teleprompter doesn’t police itself to make sure big zero isn’t zomby’ing correctly, we can only blame the teleprompter for any goofs or gaffes because our fearless leader is the smartest president ever. Bad teleprompter. No electrical surge desert for you.
I think it’s because he keeps hitting the wrong number and getting the operator that speaks spanish.
Speaking any language would include talking to fish, right?
He’s trying to steal Aquaman’s job!