…a lovely little spirochete that blossomed into suppurating open sores on Lady One’s nether regions…but as she is particularly hisuite in that specific aspect of her person, the malady, initially thought to be yet another infestation of fleas, went undiscovered, and untreated, until Kwanzaa Week 2013, when she next fell into annual heat.
..which was a T shirt that said, “My President Went To Hawaii, But All I Got Was a Smaller Paycheck.”
A hula dancing dashboard wookie.
…a bad case of dissappointment as when he arrived in D.C. he saw the Republicans still there and said… “Worst.Mayan.Apocalypse.Ever”
a souvenir photo of him sacrificing the US economy to the great volcano god Wanahockaloogie.
The doctor said it should clear up with the shots.
A tattoo of the Hawaiian sex goddess Kahmanawannalayyu.
A new T-Shirt, “I brought America to the brink of the Fiscal Abyss and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt”
A “The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful” postcard for Hillary.
… It was the bill for his vacation. You didn’t think he was going to pay it did you?
I don’t think I can top G’s above.
… A new idea to satisfy the every-growing debt . . now they just need to find a virgin to sacrifice to it.
… – a new recipe for cooking dog in a pit.
… a grass skirt. With rolling papers.
…a picture of himself standing on the edge of the Pali Lookout saying, “Cliff? What cliff?”
…new flip flops (’cause you know he didn’t have enough of those already….).
… – a tee-shirt that reads “Original Choom Gangsta”
….but a course of penicillin should clear it right up.
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…a copy of the newspaper in which he had the announcement of his birth reprinted…just in case.
the pinky finger of the clerk that made his “real” birth certificate, just so they don’t forget what they were told….
..a small velvet bag of lava rocks with a tag saying “guess what’s inside!” to give to Joe Biden, to keep him busy for a while
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation..Good thing no drug sniffing dogs approach Air Force One.
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…more rose-colored glasses.
…stigmata.
…a giant tee-shirt for the Statue of Liberty that says “I just got lei’d”.
…an all over tan and “Hey is that a surfboard in your shorts or are you just glad to see me Chris Matthews” memories.
…Michelle’s grass skirt, which in an attempt to make Barry feel more at home was actually a borrowed Serengeti National Park.
…the little tiki-head necklace from The Brady Bunch…
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation…the prototype of his new Tommy Obama line of dog tooth necklaces.
…a new autopen set on fully automatic.
…a years supply of pineapple upside down coke.
…a mongrammed bucket from the place he was staying. It was stuck on his head.
…a lovely little spirochete that blossomed into suppurating open sores on Lady One’s nether regions…but as she is particularly hisuite in that specific aspect of her person, the malady, initially thought to be yet another infestation of fleas, went undiscovered, and untreated, until Kwanzaa Week 2013, when she next fell into annual heat.
… and it left a stain on the seat of Airforce One. P-/ arrrrr
. . . the worst economy since the 1930s.
…schistosomiasis. He mistook a duck for a dog.
A tan.
… but the Surgeon General says he can cure it with penicillan.
… No, you can’t have it.
…. some nice cake for us conservatives to eat.
34 – bacon
…John Boehner’s cajones. -Unless he had them before he went on vacation…
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