Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first tweet on Al Qaeda’s new Twitter account…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first tweet on Al Qaeda’s new Twitter account…
Obama really is on the pulse of the nation. After looking around at the economy, gas prices, employment, and rising cost of living, Obama has determined that the problem we have is too many nuclear weapons and he’s going to get working on that.
I never really got the whole point of nuclear weapons reduction. I mean, what do we care if Russia can nuke us five times over or only three. On the other hand, it does make a huge difference whether a place like Iran or North Korea has zero nuclear weapons versus one. But I doubt this plan of Obama’s will be about reducing those countries’ nuclear weapons back to zero, as that would be something useful, and something useful is pretty much anathema to Obama.
If I were president, I’d push hard for nuclear disarmament too. Because think of it: What if it worked? What if I got all countries to get rid of their nuclear weapons? And then I’d reveal I tricked them and still had all my nuclear weapons and once again America is the sole nuclear power in the world! Bow before us puny other nations!
It probably wouldn’t work, but we’d be dumb not to try!

[Source: Michael Ramirez – GoComics]
I really don’t want to be one to pile on the Post Office. I know some people that work for the Post Office, and the ones I know are good people. And, at the Post Offices nearest where I work — the one in downtown Columbus and the one just across the river in Phenix City — the people there seem to be good folks. Of course, those have jobs where they deal with the public on a regular basis, so you’d think they’d be good at that kind of stuff. The ones I encounter are.
However, the people that I know well, that work the grunt positions behind the scenes, tell the story you’d expect. It’s a government bureaucracy that fails to reward good work and fails to punish bad work. Everybody gets a participation trophy.
Now, these aren’t people telling stories of how they, themselves, were passed over for promotion or recognition. Rather, they speak of others with whom they work that do great work, but are overlooked. They also speak of the stereotypical lazy government worker that others have to cover for, not to keep the other worker out of trouble, but so that Jane and John Public gets their mail.
I suppose they could let the job go undone, but they aren’t that kind of person. They care about their job, and care that the customer get the best service possible.
Only, it’s not always possible. Mail gets delivered late, workers work overtime, all because the system won’t get rid of sorry people. Add that to the typical government mindset that the job doesn’t matter as long as all the forms are filled out, and you have a very inefficient system.
I don’t think what we have is what Benjamin Franklin envisioned.
If Games Workshop wanted to trademark a common term, they should have followed the SyFy channel and called them “Spaec Mareens.”
Still not sure whether the new episode of Community was fine or fyne.
If Obama want’s to do something about gun violence, he could take on all those people cheering on Christopher Dorner.
Has anyone on the left actually denied they’d be screaming about Christopher Dorner manifesto if it praised Glenn Beck and the NRA?
Is shooting a horse with a broken leg considered a homeopathic remedy?
Why don’t we admit we’re never going to cut spending and put up a countdown clock to government’s collapse so the rest of us can plan.
When people claim the right are unscientific, why do they bring up embryonic stem cell research objections? Isn’t that an ethical issue?
If I decide to become a reasonable Republican standing above the extremism, do I pat my own back or will MSNBC hire me an assistant?
Before you get too angry at someone’s stupidity, remember that the logic and rational thought functions of our brains are still in beta.
Connecticut police say that a road rage incident in the state was prompted by an “Impeach Obama” bumper sticker.
Yeah, I could see that happening. Like if the print were so small it was hard to read.
Keln of Nuking Politics has chosen the Punchline Nuker of the Week
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Liberals want government to do things without ever asking if those things can or even should be done.
If the best minds in America can’t figure out a way to do something and make money at it, how can lazy, incompetent civil servants with no stake in the outcome pull it off?
[High Praise! to The Truth About Guns]
3 Reasons Why 7-Round Mag Cap Limits Are Good for Gun Rights
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Living in Wisconsin, I’ve had my share of encounters with deer on the road.
Don’t get me wrong, hunters, I understand you want to maintain a certain herd size so that you can go hunting every year, but to me, deer are just mobile road-hazards.
If it were up to me, I’d call for those Hoofed Rats of Unusual Size to be hunted to extinction in one year, never to plague mankind again.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that he’s ready to take the risk of being the first Iranian astronaut sent into space.
Good idea. I’m pretty sure America has some laser satellites that need testing.
ADDENDUM: For some reason, I keep picturing Ahmadinejad in space as John Cleese:
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I’m going with James on the assumption that all the old Warner Brothers cartoons have been banned for being violent, racist, sexist, and/or homophobic, so nobody watches them anymore.
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Having gone to a public school, I was never told about the Battle of Gonzales.
It’s a quintessentially American tale, and good reading.
Asked why he didn’t just grant amnesty to illegal aliens, President Obama explained he “can’t simply ignore the law”.
No, that’s what the Department of Justice is for.
Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
[High Praise! to Borepatch]
Although, as the author states, it’d be amusing to put this on the table as a serious option – if only to see the hysterically indignant reaction from the gun-grabbing left – I’m still not interested in having the discussion.
If a mugger wanted my wallet, I would not accept handing him a $20 as a compromise. I’d put a bullet in his eye and spit on his corpse.
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