Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first tweet on Al Qaeda’s new Twitter account…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first tweet on Al Qaeda’s new Twitter account…
I can haz all ur goatz
#YOLO
Quick Achmed… put the pin back in the gren
Allahu Twitbar
Shessh I’m tired of goat.
This character limit goes against Allah!
You shall al bow before Allah’s mighty 120 characters!
C U @ Spring break Tel Aviv, It’ll be a blast.
We’re on Twitter! Follow us to hear the will of Allah daily!
#gurlorgoat – vote now
DIY Suicide Bombings – there’s an app for that.
We will walk many mile for camel.
@tomg51 #10 – I kid you not.
#humpedanimals – Even our sheep are domedary.
no one can #twitterbomb like we can #YOLO
… was from the U.S.: “Up till now, we’ve been a mediocre Satan at best. Want to see a great Satan?”
Death to America! RT if you think #JustinBeiber is sexxxy!!
Subscribe on Youtube for DIY bomb tutorials!
…”DEATH TO TWITTER”
safkbkasakfn;kne 0[aa*
[*the monkey that set up the Twitter account is in space]
Service No Longer Available: This account suspended due to violations of terms of service. — Twitter
#flashmob@12@mybomb
“Did you see Obama trying to fire skeet gun? lol lol lol lol”
ha ha hashishtag get it give it here no its my turn give it 2 me let go ur going to break it im usin it wait ur turn k fine boom just kidding
… I keel you!!
“Obama was right: we are now in full retweet all over the world. Ha!”
Aaugh! I’m using an infi-Dell computer!
…..First!!!!
…denied the Infidels’ false reporting that Al Qaeda had a Twitter account.
Yep, the popularity of Twitter is exploding.
OMG . . . I mean, OMA . . .
# slpodeyguysrus
We expand like Al Gore #Al Jezeera Network
There are no friends, only enemies we haven’t blown up yet.
12th century meets 21st century today!
I forgot my Peshaward
#Myname is Indigo bin laden, you killed my father, prepare to die.
…Burqa chicks are hot!!! #MakeMyRobeATent
…”Twitter is Great Satan. It corrupteded me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhlaaaaaahhh!!!”
Durka Durka #muhammad jihad
#whathappensinmeccastaysinmecca
TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!BOOM!#meetsexyvirgins
#suicidejokes A terrorist walks into a mosque and says…
#suicidejokes Who do martyrs look up to? Napolean Blownapart lol
How many martyrs does it take to change a light bulb? What’s a light bulb? #lolterritz
…Kill Ugly Betty #DeathToAmerica
What is another name for goat herder? Pimp #lolterritz
gonna party like its 1499 #blowtheroofoff
…”We are looking for virgins in all the wrong places.”
Gitmo sperm smugglers wanted. #donot$wall0w
…Today’s Fatwa: If you fail @martyrdom Rape Yr Way 2 Heaven.
…Twitterz!!! More fun than stoning your daughter.
LOL @Bombmude I meant MY daughter Your lil Islameekah was a bleeder.
Silence! I Keel you!
how do we qualify for blue crescent in case of workplace accidents
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