Before filming every scene of “Lincoln”, Steven Spielberg would yell, “Aannnnd…absolutely no action!!”
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) January 31, 2013
is there an app yet where you can watch episodes of “frasier” but kelsey grammer always looks like beast from “x-men 3”
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) January 31, 2013
Eight out of ten experts agree that the other two are idiots who should stop being thought of as experts.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) January 31, 2013
“You’ve Got Mail” is just adorable “Catfish.”
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) January 31, 2013
CALM DOWN BABIES WE ALL FEEL LIKE CRYING
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) January 31, 2013
If you nominate someone for a position with certain views, then tell them to have different views, you will get Hagel hearings.
— Jim Antle (@jimantle) January 31, 2013
Hagel handled that hearing as well as Obama handled our economy.
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) January 31, 2013
Liberals don’t seem to understand that pointing to where the guns in Chicago come from doesn’t explain why the violence mostly occurs there.
— AG (@AG_Conservative) January 31, 2013
The GOP avoided all the questions Hagel had prepped for, like “Are cookies good?”
— InnocuousPicGuy69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 31, 2013
Oh man, Frank, those are really good. I chuckled ‘n’ times.