Random Thoughts: Filibuster!

Everyone makes fun of low-information voters, but I bet depression is higher among high-information voters.

We need a new conservative conference that is also a fight club.

Why would a feminist be against gun ownership? I tend to be really sexist except to women holding guns.

Star Wars VII will be two hours of old man Solo yelling at Jawas who walk on his space lawn.

Sounds awful, but it would probably still be the third best Star Wars movie.

No worries with Obama having the ability to kill Americans as long as he’s not some sort of arrogant sociopath.

I hope Obama doesn’t consider a filibuster an “extraordinary circumstance.”

Killing an American is a personal choice that’s no one’s business but that of the president and his drone operator.

Is there any Republican senator who can do a good Jimmy Stewart impression?

“Signature Strikes”? Sounds like moves you unlock in a video game.

If you punch young horses in the face you’re a “filly buster.”

Reid’s ploy of standing up and announcing, “Now let’s pause for these important messages!” didn’t work.

Rand Paul should have punched Harry Reid in the face. You can’t be arrested for a crime until your filibuster has ended.

Spencer Ackerman writes some interesting stuff, but he’ll always be the “plate-glass window guy” to me.

Democrats will get you free birth control in exchange for maybe blowing you up with a drone.

Even though it’s not about him, this filibuster is still scaring and confusing Chuck Hagel.

Let’s finally give Jane Fonda a trial so we can blow her up right and proper.

If I were president and someone disagreed with me that I shouldn’t be able to kill US citizens, I’d blow him up with a drone strike.

I don’t have to even consider the arguments of anyone disagrees with me because they’re all bigots.

Notice how backwards looking today’s left are? “They’re bringing back Jim Crow!” Yeah, we’ll get on that and any new threats from the Kaiser.

We can all agree: If we don’t like a politician, he should have limited power. If we like a politicians, he should have unlimited power.

A pretty large segment of the left don’t have coherent political views beyond “I should be in charge.”

Democrats are 100% for civil rights except when it gets in the way of political power and partisan politics.

Obama when asked whether he’ll kill U.S. citizens on American soil without due process said, “Probably not.” WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM HIM?

Americans only don’t like getting killed by the president because he’s black. #racism

14 Comments

  1. I think you are implying that Return of the Jedi isn’t very good. You sir would be wrong. The only thing bad about the movie is the Ewok battle, and that’s more than made up for by the space battle, which is still one of the best in cinema history.

  2. Why can’t my state have a Senator like Paul or Cruz or Rubio? Huh?

    And how come my Senators (Murray and Cantwell) didn’t join the filibuster? Oh, right, they’re two of Obama’s t***l*****s.

    Someone should have brought a chair / cot / sleeping bag and stuff for Paul and the filibuster should still be going on. Then, it could be made permanent. Oh, gee, I’m sorry, that would be a shame, wouldn’t it?

  3. Why would a feminist be against gun ownership? I tend to be really sexist except to women holding guns.— We were told we could have it all. Well, I want a pistol, a shotgun that won’t throw me on my butt, an AR 15 and a machine gun mounted on a turret on my house. Yes sir, I need these weapons because my government is planning to kill the opposition. That would be me and people who think like me. Why do I think that? Fast and Furious, gun grabbers infesting every part of the government, president limp wrist and the enforcer he’s married to, Holder the roll over and his cadre of craven cowards and last but not least Cwazy Uncle Joe and his shotgun through the door. Not to mention all of the ammo government agencies, who have no business stockpiling ammo, have purchased in the last few years. They’re preparing for an assault and it’s not coming from N Korea or Iran. No they’re preparing for the Zombie apocalypse and we my friends are their zombies of choice.

    I’d like to be wrong, I pray I’m wrong but I have not been wrong about this monster from the time he decided to run for president. He is the anti-american or anti-americans. He makes Jane Fonda look like John Wayne. He seeks to “fundamentally change” America, into a third world country run by his minions. And more than half of us voted for him ……twice. We are as stupid as those in Europe say we are.

  4. Let’s finally give Jane Fonda a trial so we can blow her up right and proper.

    You mean that you don’t already have a blow-up Jane Fonda? I’ll bet that Chris Matthews does.

  5. “Everyone makes fun of low-information voters, but I bet depression is higher among high-information voters.”

    Republicans benefit from low-information voters too. Arizonians have been re-electing John McCain for years thinking that he’s the guy from Die Hard. Yippee-ki-yay…

  6. Harvey Weinstein has announced that Obama will star in Transformers-Fundamental Transformations as Sequestor a Prius that changes into a Tie-fighter Shuttlecraft armed with photon lightsabers.

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