.@ashleyjudd, huh? She might perform badly in the debate, but can easily make up for it in the swimsuit portion of the competition.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) March 8, 2013
Has any other president been given 4+ years before he was expected to take ownership of the economy?
— Kevin Eder (@keder) March 8, 2013
All of Meatloaf’s songs sound like they’re from different musicals that only Meatloaf knows about.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 8, 2013
The real-life Mary Poppins ended her days in prison for giving children LSD.
— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) March 10, 2013
Depression doesn’t come from weakness or self-pity. It comes from Baltimore.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) March 10, 2013