(Submitted by Derek of Awesometific American [High Praise!])
To waste the government’s time, Patton Oswalt improvs his vision for Star Wars Episode 7:
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Derek Says:
I swear to all that is holy that in a Frank J administration if the folks at IMAO elect me to the Senate I will filibuster every single bill that doesn’t involve nuking the moon or dinosaurs with rocket launchers this way.
We’ll be holding you to that, Derek.
Personally, I don’t care much for Patton’s politics, but this is 99% apolitical, and, frankly, I would rather see this movie than any of the last three that George Lucas put his filthy mitts on.
Oh, and speaking of this movie, here’s a fan-animated version of Patton’s ramblings. Kinda awesome:
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Is Oswalt running for public office?
He made more sense than anything I’ve ever heard Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid say.
I cried a little.
I think the concept is hilarious, but I had no clue about a lot of the characters he was talking about. I heard him mention the Avengers, but never once said anything about Emma Peel. Some of the names were comic book names, like Spider-Man and Richie Rich and such, but most of what he said was lost on me. Still, I got the joke.
By the way, he had a recurring role in the most recent season of Justified. I didn’t think I’d like his character, but did.