Next to Be Banned: Cartoons of Croissants

A sharia committee in Syria has banned croissants for being a symbol of “European victory over Muslims.”

And you thought getting twitchy over a Pop-Tart nibbled into the shape of a gun was crazy.

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  1. Wait,…a committee in, …Syria?
    How long before ‘they’ are not sitting around and breathing, anymore?
    I heard through ‘the grapevine’ that it’s ‘a pretty dangerous place’.
    Let’s see what they got to say in a coupl-a’ months. In all likelihood,… not a whole lot….

  2. There’s actually no historical evidence to suggest that the story of it being created to celebrate the battle of Tours is true. The offensive bread doesn’t show up in a single recipe book from before 1600.

    U.S. Marines did however, document “Kicked your butts in Tripoli Burgers” very precisely.

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