Erwin Schrödinger is potentially a cat murderer and shouldn’t be celebrated by Google.
There’s only one thing to do when a rodeo clown makes fun of you: Ride a bull for 8 seconds. Do the honorable thing, Mr. President.
When the Founding Fathers wrote the 1st Amendment, they didn’t have rodeo clowns in mind.
“If I wanted to get lectured about politics, I would have gone to a mindless action film starring Matt Damon.” -unhappy rodeo attendee
Oh, Obama found some Science. Just let him chew on it a bit, and when he gets bored of it, take it away.
This is my first time watching an episode; which one is Breaking Bad?
How come Bulger was convicted and Zimmerman wasn’t? They’re both whitey.
It’s good it looks like Anthony Weiner has no chance of becoming mayor, because otherwise we were going to put NYC under a dome.
I trust Obama to wield Science! as smartly as he does math.
White women sound horrible. Let’s not elect one president. #SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen
Obama, for only $250 million – half of what you sank in Solyndra – I’ll give you this big bag of all-purpose science. #ScienceSaysSo
The only scientist I know of who successfully predicted a planet-wide disaster decades in advance is Jor-El.
When I see, “if Hillary runs” I think, “What would stop her?” I don’t even think death would do it. We’d have our first undead candidate.
I know we shouldn’t be racist, but let’s be honest: We all hate Whitey.
I fail to see the interest in this Hyperloop project, as I don’t want to go to San Francisco or Los Angeles.
I wonder if the scientists Obama is citing are “scientists” in the way Obama is a “constitutional law professor.”
I wonder what that rodeo clown has to say about Obama delaying another part of Obamacare?
Mrs. Schroedinger – “What did you do to the cat, Erwin? He looks half dead!”
the story of schroedinger’s cat:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/113/the-story-of-schroedingers-cat-n-epic-poem
““If I wanted to get lectured about politics, I would have gone to a mindless action film starring Matt Damon.” -unhappy rodeo attendee” trust me, I have know a couple professional rodeo cowboys and am a rodeo fan myself, the only ones upset by the joke were the fair organizers.
On second thought, there may have been some PETA “ops” there trying do document abuses to those ‘poor animals’ stomping the crap out of some ‘unfeeling cowboy’ that may have had their delicate senses offended.
“I trust Obama to wield Science! as smartly as he does math.” Is he better at math than he is geography?
“The only scientist I know of who successfully predicted a planet-wide disaster decades in advance is Jor-El.” Noah wasn’t a scientist so, for this planet, religion 1 science 0
“When I see, “if Hillary runs” I think, “What would stop her?” I don’t even think death would do it. We’d have our first undead candidate.” A zombie candidate? Well then all the dead in Chicago voting for her would make sense.
New jokes about Schrödinger’s cat are both alive and dead – but mostly dead.
(Oh, and congratulations for using an umlaut, Frank.)
Schrödinger only potentially murdered cats in theory. Unlike Jimmy Carter who actually murders cats in real life.
“Schrödinger strapped his cat to the roof of the car when the family went on vacation! And then no one even checked on it!” (Democrat talking point against candidate Mitt Schrödinger)
If the rules are rigged and you can’t win with rigged rules, does it help you to know that the rules are rigged?
http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2013/08/13/11-liberal-rules-for-racism-in-america-n1662791/page/full