Splat Balls

Friends of mine from Florida (I remember when I lived there; it was humid but I had no state income tax), have a new business and a new product they’re selling: Splat Balls. It’s a ball you can throw against a hard surface and then it splats and eventually reforms. It’s pretty cool.

Here’s a picture of one splatted they call “Splat Democrat”:

Splat Democrat

That face looks kinda familiar. Anyway, it could be a great stress reliever. If Obama says something stupid — well, if he just talks at all — you can splat him on a nearby wall with your Splat Ball. And it’s all perfectly legal as long as you don’t actually throw it at Obama.

NOTE: Not recommended for use by rodeo clowns.

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