Friends of mine from Florida (I remember when I lived there; it was humid but I had no state income tax), have a new business and a new product they’re selling: Splat Balls. It’s a ball you can throw against a hard surface and then it splats and eventually reforms. It’s pretty cool.
Here’s a picture of one splatted they call “Splat Democrat”:
That face looks kinda familiar. Anyway, it could be a great stress reliever. If Obama says something stupid — well, if he just talks at all — you can splat him on a nearby wall with your Splat Ball. And it’s all perfectly legal as long as you don’t actually throw it at Obama.
NOTE: Not recommended for use by rodeo clowns.
How long does it take to reform itself if you both throw it on the driveway and back over it a few times with a 4X4 truck? Can we make it to 2016?
Yes, but is it certified by the Rodeo Clowns of America?
***Warning***
Repeated use could cause the face to look like Hillary Clinton.
Great product. I would probably run through five Chuck Schumer splat balls per week.
I have several comments I would like to make, but since this is a family friendly site, I shall refrain from making any of them.
These balls are super squishy – just like Obama’s!
It’s not so much the squishiness as it is the big honking goiter that suggests some bad feelings toward Obama.
Dang rodeo splatocrats…
He’s a ballchinian.
good thing I didn’t step in it.
@10 – Sorry to say it, Robotimecop – but we’ve all stepped in it.
Throw one at Obama? Frank, I’d never disrespect a Splat Ball that way.