Random Thoughts: Candy, Journalism, and Hauntings

Candy Crush All Your Hopes And Dreams

Parenting is an adventure… well more like one of those Final Fantasy RPGs where you’re constantly being interrupted by random battles.

So am I a journalist? And if I am, will government send me a journalist badge in the mail?

I only get to the bottom of stories when the chief takes away my journalism badge.

I’m kidding; I’ve never gotten to the bottom of a story. I’ve barely even finished reading a news story before.

Suddenly the word “gotten” looked so weird to me I had to Google it to make sure I wasn’t misusing some odd German word.

Is there a name for that phenomenon?

That’s like the pot calling the kettle “black” — it’s a good indication your kitchen is haunted.

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