Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
… the E-Hold-Muh-Beer.
… anti-NSA antispyware
… Obamacare.
…voting machines. With improper usage they can eliminate your future.
… the “do-it-yourself vasectomy kit”.
… the “My LiL’ Kim” line of home nuclear products.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
Cookies not baked by Anonymiss
… E-Z Bake Pressure Cooker.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
students of our public school system
bullsh!t factory of Obama’s brain.
E-Fart lighter
…a shot gun in Joe Biden’s hands
…the government
… Mr. Potatomasher-Head.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
tofu
…gun free zone signs (They’ve been found not to prevent the use of handguns, seriously… someone should tell the liberals)
ACME border line fencing material
DIY Predator Drone kits
Playskool Musical Spikes game.
Dem-co red line sand paint.
… Shoots & Ladders
… Choleraforms
… (Real Electrical) Transformers
… (Real Live) Hungry, Hungry Hippos
… Pokey Man
…Scissor relay game
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
…E-cigarette lighters
…any and all firearms (according to libs)
…MSNBC, CNN, et al
…Miley Cyrus
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
Ice. How many have died because of it, yet Americans are allowed to produce it unregulated anytime they want.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
liberal logic.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
my roto football drafting.
Demo-co diplomacy reset buttons.
Store bought cookies (‘specially if Anonymiss finds out)
Dem-co coalition building blocks.
Dem-co flame retardant pants
…Muslum Splodey Dope Dolls.
Whack Allah (based on Whack-A-Mole)
Whack away at mosques and rabats, with your Mohammadhammer, as the pop up across the globe. Guaranteed to incite your jihady friends….
Dem-co security leak sealant
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
Mainway Toys Pretty Peggy Ear-Piercing Set, Mr. Skin-Grafter, General Tron’s Secret Police Confession Kit, Doggie Dentist and Johnny Switchblade.
Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
Bag O’ Glass, Bag O’ Nails, Bag O’ Bugs, Bag O’ Vipers, Bag O’ Sulfuric Acid.
Teddy Chainsaw Bear.
Demo-co rear end covers
A polling place with a majority of Democratic election judges.
Dem-co transparent windshields. They turn opaque whenever you actually try to look through them.
E-crack pipes
The Timothy Leary Home Chemistry Kit
…Lil’ Tykes’ “My First Thunderdome”.
…the E-CondomWarmer
…bullet proof eye patches.
…the Ab-Scroller computer mouse exercise program.
…the Benghazi Intruder Alert and Translator, automatically begs for help while making the Die Infidel Die!!! chants of any dialect understood.
…India’s Sponge Shoes Flood Prevention Initiative.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
is the Joe Biden model self-defense shotgun. No matter where you aim it, it just shoots up in the air.
the nuclear warhead tipped Nerf football.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
a marriage license
…also found to be defective :
** Mainway’s “Bag Of Broken Glass”, found to be most injurious to those children lucky enough to have received it.
** Mainway’s “Johnny Space Helmet”, made from the finest dry-cleaner bags.
** “Be Your Own Water Balloon”, a kit to overfill yourself with water and then you throw ‘you’ at someone you don’t like all that much.
** “Mr.Technicolor Smile”, an assemblage of food products Guar-on-Teed to make you ‘ralph’ when you so-desire.
** “Sure, You Can Drive A Car !”, made for those 3 to 8 year-olds you do not want to disappoint. A real self-esteem builder, and ‘a winner’s ribbon’ is included.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
anti-smoking zealots that will do anything to try to make even simulated smoking illegal.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
Democrat rule of Detroit.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
RINO Republican’s spines. Oh wait, do they have spines?
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product… anything President Obama utters in regards to foreign or domestic policy (does that cover evrything?)
…the entire excuse arc for the Benghazi fiasco, which was heavily “produced”.
…Obama’s Teleprompter – it makes him say such stupid things!
From the gaming department:
Dem-co playing cards. They’re all the same color, suit, and value.
Dem-co 1 sided dice. Any way you roll it you’ll always end up a racist.
Dem-co monopoly. The poorest player at the end wins.
…her patent submission for the e-cigarette flamethrower ignition system.
…John Kerry’s Walk Softly and Carry a Big Tick Diplomacy Strategy.
…Uncle Samir’s Sarin Gas Pump Sprayer.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
…the son produced by Ann Dunham and Barack Obama Sr.
the chevy volt
[A serious aside:
Someone’s apparently got it in for e-cigarettes.
First this weird story (what are the mechanics involved?) — and then yesterday AP and Fox News (and its affiliates) ran a story about a study that found two percent of children studied admitted trying e-cigarettes, and warned that they “could be” a gateway to tobacco products.
I have no interest either way here, but — two percent? This is the greatest problem we have to spend national news time on?]
…birth control products used by Nancy Pelosi’s parents.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
…E-cigars, E-pipes, E-bongs, and E-hookahs.
…E-fart-flame-throwers.
…again from Atlanta, New Coke.
… Democraps.
…the new Jackson-Sharpton Race Bait Fishing Lure. “You bottom feeders can eat for a day, just let us get our hooks into you”.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
…the paint Obama used to draw HIS red line in the sands of Syria.
…Obama’s foreign policy crystal ball.
…Michelle Obama’s “hang ’em high” boob belt.
…Hillary Clinton’s conscience.
…Nancy Pelosi’s plastic surgery.
…Harry Reid’s makeup.
…John Kerry’s pompadour hair spray.
…the John Kerry Brain Griddle. -For those special moments you want seared in your memory.
…any school Joe Biden graduated from.
…Michelle Obama’s school lunch menu. – It’s only healthy if you can keep it down.
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
…Obama Cares Disposable Underwear – for adults experiencing urinary or fecal incontinence.
…Arab Spring 100% Natural Oasis Water.
…Arab Fall 100% Natural Street Runoff Water.
…Arab Summer SPF 1 Sunscreen.
…Arab Winter Goose Down Filled Burqas.
…Bashar Pity Pita Bread.
Ronco’s “Mr. Nobel Peace Prize Pocket Teleprompter”
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
…Presidential Cruises to Nowhere – including all the Islamic Country Capitals.
…Presidential Cruises to Damascus, Syria.
…Obama Travel featuring On Target Drone Flights and Self-Guided Cruises.
…Hillary Clinton “What a Difference It Will Make!” Diplomatic Fashionwear
In Atlanta, a woman claimed her E-cigarette exploded and shot flames across the room. Also revealed to be a dangerously defective product…
…Obama’s chemical weapons calculus.