Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
…he fumbled the ball.
…he is not perfect
Ya di buckety, Rum ting phutaow! Ya ni ni yaoooow!
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
“I can get me some Anonymiss cookies anytime I want to.”
“I can say this with an absolute straight face….”
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
Are just as stupid.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
…are best taken while at the bottom of a salt mine.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
are so fundamentally idiotic that even Baghdad Bob reportedly said, “Does anyone believe this kaka?”
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
proved that she was replaced by an animatronic figure sometime in 2006.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
Dewey DID beat Truman.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
These are the droids you are looking for.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
ZOINKS!
RuhRoh.
…have a similar problem passing the olfactory sense test.
…need an mega-dose of Botox to keep straight.
…represent a cry for help, to mental health professionals.
…you have to believe what the President says before you’ll understand it.
“You’d do it for Randolph Scott”
… “Botox? What’s Botox? I’ve never heard of it.”
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
We have no other economic ambitions outside of Obamacare.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
would be equally as funny if they weren’t leading to the destruction of the greatest nation on earth.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
… have shown that she has redefined every single word in the English language.
… have caused her nose to grow beyond her ability to hold her head up straight.
… caused the hair on the back of my neck to pull itself out and run for the hills.
… have earned her a membership in the Illuminati, the Flat Earth Society, the 9/11 conspiracists, and the Alex Jones Fan Club.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
suggested a slight deviation from the expected which would indicate that the entire universe was replaced with an almost exact duplicate, not perfectly exact, but close enough for government work.
…life is like a box of chocolates… some pieces taste like crap.
…some people are like a box of chocolates… you never know what’s inside until you stick a finger into the bottom of one.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
indicate a high level of reality detachment equal only to the most mythic flights of delusion experienced by habituates of LSD or Democratic politics.
. . . address wars between Oceania and Eastasia
. . . indicate that she believes that the Giants won the World Series, that housing in San Francisco is affordable, and that it is possible to walk more than a hundred yards in San Francisco without getting panhandled
Hey, cut her some slack! in the same statement she states that she is considered a ‘poor risk’. I think that means that you shouldn’t be listening to her or counting on her for anything. Kinda like Barack said: I really didn’t think anyone would take me seriously.
…have been discounted to zero, because at this point, what difference does it make?
“Yesssss my Pressssciousssss….”
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
http://youtu.be/IGUBm0XQbqA
http://youtu.be/oDK8BYS2d9s
http://youtu.be/SNOvNrZ6S_E
walruskkkch @28: “You have my word on it.” Wow.
Damn, these are fantastic. Pass me another cookie.
Penne Mele Ki ki bobo.
…”Joe Biden is truly an intellectual.”
…I invented the Internet. I don’t care WHAT ole’ ManBearPig says. And you now what else? Love Story was about me too. A red hot steamy romance between me and Harry Reid!
…Care for a nice comprehensive immigration bill? You’ll have to pass it so you can see what’s in it.
…I am batman!
…We are not asking Americans to do anything that we ourselves are not also willing to do.
…
…I swear to God I’m smiling right now. I just can’t move my lips.
“Inconceivable!”
“Miracle Whip is completely acceptable in a BLT.”
…I don’t know anybody who prefers homemade tollhouse cookies over Chips Ahoy!
…derp, derp derp.
…that Nigerian prince is on the level. You really should send him your account information.
…you have to pull the finger to find out what’s in it.
…I tested positive for negative IQ.
…Look, how many consecutive failures can us liberal/progressive/communist’s have before you idiots lose all hope? Even our biggest detractors know things will get worse so why complain now?
…Under this dried out husk is at least four ounces of USDA Prime meat. I’m America’s Quarter Pounder, with cheese. No buns to speak of, and mostly pickles and cheese but this meat part knows everything so listen to the meat and pass the mustard. And this health care bill. Can someone help me chew, it’s time to eat our own.
…I can see…something, from my house.
…it’s a fact that the Cowboys will win the Super Bowl.
…That Brians Song movie. What a comedy, huh?
…If you want your freedom you can keep your freedom. We’re just gonna make all your decisions for you.
…I’m the Current Speaker of the House.
Nancy Pelosi: “what the president said was completely accurate”. Other recent statements by Pelosi…
…have caused her nose to grow so long as to prove Archimedes assertion that a lever long enough CAN move the world.
…Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
…There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never! (although this may have been her uncle Bob talking)
Everything any Democrap says is completely accurate.
… Can de decoded with a special ring found in specially marked boxes of Cracker Jacks.
… Require you to hang yourself upside down until it becomes clear, or you pass out and hallucinate a vision. Either way, the result is mostly the same.
Live, from New York, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
Other recent statements by Pelosi…
…don’t matter as long as she sounds compassionate.
…Luke, you’re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
…for some reason keep getting her re-elected.
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