You can hate on gays, blacks, or whatever as long as you also really hate on Republicans. #TwoHatesMakeARight
Obama has a plan to make this all come together. While you’re sitting there playing checkers, he’s playing three dimensional Candy Land.
I think the Hindenburg can be fixed.
Obamacare is like Katrina if Bush passed legislation to make that hurricane in an effort to put more people in homes.
I don’t grow my facial hair out very often; does my face and neck eventually get used to it and stop itching?
Maybe that last question should have been addressed to Duck Dynasty.
So do all women hate facial hair, or is just my wife who isn’t cool?
I’ve been telling you for years the government is full of idiots who are horrible at everything; do you finally believe me? #Obamacare
So I had these big plans on Friday to hold San Francisco hostage to my mad demands, so of course that got ruined.
Actually, isn’t holding San Francisco hostage to mad demands the job of its local government?
Yes, yes, I know, Democrats; voter fraud is trivially simple to do but it’s science fiction to believe anyone would actually do it.
I remember when you didn’t have to squint really hard to tell if a game was next gen.
This is the longest between console generations, and the least difference graphically. We’ve hit a wall, it seems like.
Just what the economy needed: light bulbs to get more expensive too.
At least there is another option than the soul crushing CFLs, but LED bulbs are pretty expensive.
So what’s the reasoning behind the incandescent bulb ban? Fascism is now trendy?
“If you try to make and sell incandescent bulbs, I will have the government send people with guns after you.” Who are these psychopaths?
If I were president, I’d end the turkey pardoning tradition and instead give the turkey a chance at a good death in a battle with me.
Is there anything in the Constitution saying the president can’t construct a thunderdome on the White House lawn?
I propose a new amendment to the Constitution that’s just the text of the 2nd Amendment repeated a second time.
The beard itch will go away. When you cut it with a razor it makes the hairs very pointed and sharp. When the hair gets long enough to curl back and touch your face it stabs you causing the itch. Give it a week or so and those sharp hairs will dull out.
Can’t believe I just explained a beard.
The last time Frank grew a beard… didn’t he move?
No only will the itch go away, but (as my five-year-old has discovered) bearded and semi-bearded necks aren’t ticklish (cue demonic laughter).
/// So do all women hate facial hair, or is just my wife who isn’t cool? ///
My wife loves facial hair, at least mine. And it has interesting uses when intimacy occurs.
/// So what’s the reasoning behind the incandescent bulb ban? Fascism is now trendy? ///
General Electric Co. said so, bought the necessary senators, paid for some hearings, now it is so. It proves that you can do anything if you just put your mind to it.
/// If I were president, I’d end the turkey pardoning tradition and instead give the turkey a chance at a good death in a battle with me.///
Fine, that would work if YOU were Prez, but what if the next one was another Woodrow Wilson (or worse)?
The Secret Service would have to stand ready in case the turkey was winning.
Maybe a condition of being elected in the first place could be a turkey death match.
>>> I propose a new amendment to the Constitution that’s just the text of the 2nd Amendment repeated a second time.<<<
Why not just make the 2nd Amendment part of the Pledge of Allegiance?
Obama has a plan to make this all come together. While you’re sitting there playing checkers, he’s playing three dimensional Candy Land.
And losing.
As for facial hair, I once had a girlfriend who said that the stubble on my face irritated her (physically; some of my other characteristics probably irritated her mentally), so I grew my beard back, and things were fine.
SarahK is very cool.
@6 – I’ve heard it said that, to women who are attracted to facial hair, it’s the male equivalent of a woman being able grow her breasts into any size or shape she wants.
So, basically, beards are a push-up bra for your face.
My girlfriend likes my beard.
@6 You’re talking to yourself again.
Considering the subject matter, uh…maybe that’s best. Size and shape??? WHAT???
Geeez.
So you think that upgrading your lightbulbs is expensive? Think of the expense of re-writing all the history books to reveal what an earth-hating psycho Tommy Edison really was.
Well whatever about the Beards, on the Bulbs, Steve H is right!
There are many reasons why regulations don’t make sense, especially on electrical products
(light bulbs don’t burn coal or release CO2 etc – power plants might, and might not)
The main off-peak evening-night time of use of lighting uses surplus electricity anyways,
which is why night electricity is cheaper on time-based pricing
— and the same coal may in effect be burned regardless (!),
given the fixed cycle night time level of base loading coal plants,
for operative cost and maintenance reasons, which more than covers
whatever bulbs people are using, or not using (see link)
A feelgood scam as sought by lobbying manufacturers (NEMA: GE, Philips
and Osram) to sell expensive patented products – cheap patent-expired
incandescents are undesirable precisely from being too popular.
No “point” in banning unpopular products 😉
14 points, regarding the above and more (Turkey too…sort of!)
– http://tonn.ie
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Nah, my wife likes the cleanshaven look, as you can see on my portrait.
I like the idea of the President-Turkey battle to the death. Not just because I think the Turkey would have a fighting chance against the current officeholder.
Not that I want anyone to die — who’d root for President Biden? — but I like a good punchup. Picture me as the fat guy with the porkpie hat and cigar yelling, “I got fifty on da boid in the tenth!”
So I had these big plans on Friday to hold San Francisco hostage to my mad demands. The main problem with that plan is…no demand is too mad for ‘Frisco except any demand to cut taxes.
Beard quits itching afternoon of 2nd day, unless you are the psycho type that can’t stop stroking yourself to see if its grown any in the last 2 minutes and then has uncontrollable thoughts… so, OK for you, maybe never.