Remember me? The kid you bullied for being fat? Well guess what, I'm back, and fatter than ever. But now I'm wearing monster energy gear.
— michael (@michaeljhudson) March 17, 2014
To everyone at the office mad at me for forgetting to wear green—I work alone at home, so all this yelling is really starting to unnerve me.
— FrancescoMarciuliano (@fmarciuliano) March 17, 2014
Dear Mr. Obama: please do not tax my son for failing to buy insurance. He had a hardship. Signed, Epstein's Mother
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) March 17, 2014
When you guys joke about Whole Foods, know that it hurts me on a deep & personal level. That place is wonderful. I'm sorry that you're poor.
— Mom™ (@gentilecoont) March 17, 2014
Democrats: Know with absolute certainty human activity is warming the planet. Couldn't possibly calculate how many signed up for Obamacare.
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) March 17, 2014
Fun game:
1. Write down your Flight 370 theories on 4×6 index cards.
2. On blank one on top write, "I wasted time on this."
3. All done!
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 17, 2014
Democracy means I get the government you deserve.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 17, 2014
Baby I had a tough day at the office, something was making my mouse wheel sticky & hard to rotate – I’m exhausted.
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) March 17, 2014
Doesn't seem fair that only professional athletes and alcoholics get sponsors. 🙁
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 17, 2014
“Well, I guess we could always become a alcoholics” sounds like a good follow-up to all of these random thoughts.
@Fun Game
Replace “Flight 370” with “What really happened between Trayvon and George” or “Casey Anthony” or, hell, even “OJ Simpson” – and you’ll understand why I want to smack people who think themselves able to conclude guilt or innocence based off of having no actual facts at hand whatsoever. And why I want to stab Nancy Grace in the throat with a screwdriver.
@2 AT: So, what you’re saying is the world is like a Rorschach test.
True. But as John Hayward (above) points out, for Obama it’s more like a Horshach test.
Welcome Back, Mr. Carter.
No Oppo…for Obama it’s more like a horse sh!t test.
I knew that would get me moderated.
GRRRRR!!!!I STILL DONT GET IT!!IVE NEVER SEEN AN OVERWEIGHT PERSON WHO WAS ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS AND CANT IMAGINE ANY DIFFICULTIES FOR THEM!!!THERE ARE NO POOR WARMING THEORIES AS THE MAJORITY OF RESPECTED SCIENTISTS CONCUR THAT CLIMATE CHANGE EXISTS AND IS GETTING WORSE!!!!AND WHO IN THE HELL IS SPONSORING SOMETHING CALLED DEMOCRACY TOUGH?????YOU STOOPID WINGNUTS WILL JUST BARF UP ANYTHING AND THINK ITS FUNNY!!!!!