[Gator Basketball Defeats Dayton, Advances to Final Four] (Viewer #484,585)
I should probably apologize for comparing this to Obamacare. It was actually a clever work-around to a real problem.
If it were *really* like Obamacare, these news guys would have been forced to either appear in the cheesy, low-budget video or pay a fine.

Dat’s how we roll in Memphis!
Didn’t expect us to make it to the final four, but the elite eight is still a good showing for a school like Dayton which doesn’t exactly promote basketball winning over players education like some schools (cough Kentucky cough)