[High Praise! to Cheezburger.com]
Since you’re reading IMAO, I assume you have a computer.
And if you have a computer, you have cables running hither and thither.
This guy came up with a good, clever way to de-thitherize them:

All you need is big, thick books you don’t read and some strips of paper to use as looping bookmarks that you can run your cables through.

I hear they used a single copy of the Affordable Care Act the same way to de-thitherize the NSA Utah Data Center.
how does this fit with our new “Paperless Society”?