"Mimes: The Silent Killer" reads the warning poster.
I laugh.
But in the darkness, a man in a striped shirt has escaped his invisible box…
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) June 7, 2014
"I was born a poor, black First Lady." – Hillary Clinton, probably.
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) June 9, 2014
{At death row}
"So what will your last meal be?"
My great grandson
"But he won't be born for another…OH MAN YOU ARE GOOD!!"
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) June 9, 2014
Worst part of wearing short suits? Explaining to your parents that they'll never have grandkids.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) June 9, 2014
I can't wait to see what disease you cure with all the time you've saved not putting your shopping cart away.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) June 9, 2014
Not to question The Lord or anything, but it really feels like we only needed one kind of squash.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) June 9, 2014
90% of the use of the word "slacker" is in TV pilot loglines.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) June 9, 2014
Guy Endore-Kaiser: Nice! Nice, nice. Sometimes you don’t even know you’re thinking something until someone phrases it so perfectly.
Jason Miller insults my summer and butternut squashes. You can never have too many kinds of squash!!
Geesh. Sounds a lot like the anti-Walnut movement.
Encountering another male wearing a short suit is legal grounds to commit assault and battery.
Just, FYI.
a salt and a buttery is what you do to squashes . Males with short suit require a Browning and not much more