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Eric Holder Vows to Shave Mustache if Ferguson Cop Isn’t Indicted
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I don’t care if he gets a Brazilian. he’s a stinking communist just like his boss.
I’d say that mustache is safe.
It’s nice to see The Highest law enforcement official in this country uphold the sacred “Innocent until proven guilty by a jury of one’s peers” phrase, which is one of the cornerstones of all that sets The United States of America apart from the likes of communism……HEY! Wait a minute….
Knowing this administration, Holder will probably get a very lucrative endorsement deal–or should I say “election campaign contribution”– from Gillette, as well.